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Christmas Turkey
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Time to trot out the oldies again.... THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMASOn the first day of Christmas my true love said to me; Im glad we bought a turkey and a Christmas tree On the second day of Christmas, much laughter could be heard, as we tucked into the turkey - a most delicious...
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An important birth
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Surprise
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On their wedding night, the bride said to her new husband that she had a confession to make. The groom asks to hear it. Well darling. When I lived in the United Kingdom, I used to be a hooker. Groom says This sounds exciting. Tell me the whole story The bride says, Well my name was Nigel, and I played 5 seas...
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Anyone for Turkey
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Telephone Survey
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Telephone Survey Last month, a worldwide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a complete failure because: In Eastern Europe th...
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Merry Christmas to all of good cheer.
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Irish Astronauts
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To be sure, to be sure, both my grandparents on my mothers side, were born in Ireland So no disrespect to anyone, as I class this vid as joke I am led to believe, that Spike Milligan, was also of Irish heritage Below is a vid of 3 minutes 17 seconds I have attached a poll [video=https://www.youtube.com/wa...
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In the Manger.
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Naughty Parrot
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A retired man named John received a parrot as a gift.The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft mu...
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snow plough
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Noah.
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Hot Neighbor
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My hot neighbor wanted to have sex all night longShes single . . . She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room.I watched as she got home from work this evening.I was surprised when she walked across the street in the rain and up my driveway.She knocked on my door . . . I rushed to...
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The Cranky Chemist
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Arriving home, a husband was met by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "The Chemist. He insulted me this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." The husband drove down to confront the Chemist to demand an apology. Before he could...
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Enough with the smut
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This section of the GN now reads like a small group of pathetic old men who still think smutty jokes are funny. I suggest you post to each other if that's what you enjoy rather than post here. It' embarrassing to read this on a site called Grey Nomads. The vast majority of people, whether on the road or livi...
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Dog vs Lion.
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A Lost Dog Strays Into a Jungle. A Lion sees this from a distance and says with caution, "Ï've never seen one of those before perhaps it's edible".So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace.The dog notices and starts to panic but as hes about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea...
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Laughing Octopus.
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How many times do you have to tickle an Octopus to make it laugh? Ten Tickles. Of course it only has eight of those; So the first two were Test Tickles.
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Failed relationship.
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Alcohol.
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Depth Perception.
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Johnny's Snowman.
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