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fwdoz · fwdoz

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

. Is anybody interested in a free ride in a private plane ride for 4 people? I'm looking for 2 more adults to join us. We want to leave early Saturday morning (October 17) from Sydney airport to fly to Hawaii where we will have breakfast, then have lunch on a friends yacht. Then well do a flight to the othe...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Fellow is driving along a major street when he glances out the window and sees a chicken running alongside him at the same speed he's doing. He steps it up, doing 60 miles an hour, and the chicken is keeping up. He then notices the chicken has three legs! He steps up his speed to 70 miles an hour, an...

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

Bobdown · Bobdown

This bloke is Alvaro Alfonso de Miranda Neto, a professional golfer: He was married to --- this woman. Her name is Cibele Dorsa. She is a Brazilian swimsuit, Victoria 's Secret, and Playboy model. He divorced her because he fell in love with this woman: These two are very happily married righ...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

Not that 'R' rated..........

Magnarc · Magnarc

There was a young man from Cape Horne, Who wished he had never been born, He woudn't have been, If his daddy had seen, That the end of his condom was torn. Anon. (I would want to be anonymous if I'd written that)

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Could've been done

Bobdown · Bobdown

When you are over sixty who gives a ****? This ******* looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hai...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Bobdown · Bobdown

What could possibly go wrong?

Bobdown · Bobdown

It's a worry, they are guarding their countries...........

Alijac · Alijac

Because I lacked an education, I'm forced to ask my doctor to explain many things I don't know, so one day I asked him if he could tell me what a 'cubic foot' is. He quickly fired up his computer and downloaded so many pages that I thought his usual consultation feet..err..fee would escalate tenfold! Ha...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Alijac · Alijac

A Newfie died in a house fire and was burnt so badly that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, came to do the job. Clem went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said "Gee, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled Clyd...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Being a fairly bright AND sometimes an intelligent person, I pondered over this for the good part of almost 10 minutes. I finally went into my old maths equations where "X" and "Y" were usually used in unknowns - until I finally conceded ignoble defeat and scrolled down without any grace whatever......

Bobdown · Bobdown

Quite frankly; the little four letter "F" word can be the ONLY word in the English language that accurately describes some situations . . . The word is 'FEAR,' of course!What in the world were you thinking?Sometimes - I worry about you .

Bobdown · Bobdown

Amazing, scary and time scene : LaserREAD THIS FIRST - Before Playing the Holographic Projection Utterly Amazing 9-sec Demonstration......THIS IS A HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION OF A WHALE. IT IS A PHOTOGRAPHIC PROCESS THAT PRODUCES IMAGES THANKS TO THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN 2 LASER BEAMS.THESE IMA...

Bobdown · Bobdown

A lawyer writes a letter to his wife Janie... My Dear Janie, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret t...

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	Take Your Pet To Work Day (Preview)	fwdoz	1	861	07:39 PM Oct 14, 2020 by hufnpuf
	Anyone interested? Trip away . (Preview) . Is anybody interested in a free ride in a private plane ride for 4 people? I'm looking for 2 more adults to join us. We want to leave early Saturday morning (October 17) from Sydney airport to fly to Hawaii where we will have breakfast, then have lunch on a friends yacht. Then well do a flight to the othe...	Aus-Kiwi	2	781	12:44 PM Oct 14, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Chicken dinner (Preview) Fellow is driving along a major street when he glances out the window and sees a chicken running alongside him at the same speed he's doing. He steps it up, doing 60 miles an hour, and the chicken is keeping up. He then notices the chicken has three legs! He steps up his speed to 70 miles an hour, an...	Bobdown	1	743	12:39 PM Oct 14, 2020 by Tony Bev
	A few more funnies, to give someting to smile about (Preview)	Tony Bev	1	767	09:40 AM Oct 14, 2020 by hufnpuf
	A Golfers judgement (Preview) This bloke is Alvaro Alfonso de Miranda Neto, a professional golfer: He was married to --- this woman. Her name is Cibele Dorsa. She is a Brazilian swimsuit, Victoria 's Secret, and Playboy model. He divorced her because he fell in love with this woman: These two are very happily married righ...	Bobdown	2	1160	01:00 PM Oct 13, 2020 by Tony Bev
	How the world has changed. (Preview)	Bobdown	1	782	11:03 PM Oct 12, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Toyota's Banned Australian Commercial (Preview) Not that 'R' rated..........	Bobdown	2	1110	10:49 PM Oct 12, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Ooops! (Preview) There was a young man from Cape Horne, Who wished he had never been born, He woudn't have been, If his daddy had seen, That the end of his condom was torn. Anon. (I would want to be anonymous if I'd written that)	Magnarc	0	753	11:00 AM Oct 12, 2020 by Magnarc
	Hard Drive (Preview) Could've been done	Southern Cruizer	2	1160	09:24 PM Oct 11, 2020 by ConsumerMan
	Does age matter ? (Preview) When you are over sixty who gives a **? This ***** looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hai...	Bobdown	0	721	06:36 PM Oct 11, 2020 by Bobdown
	Acupuncture cheap (Preview)	fwdoz	0	1114	11:20 AM Oct 10, 2020 by fwdoz
	More funny video's (Preview) What could possibly go wrong?	Bobdown	0	467	11:18 AM Oct 10, 2020 by Bobdown
	No names, no pack drill... (Preview) It's a worry, they are guarding their countries...........	Bobdown	4	1198	12:49 PM Oct 7, 2020 by KJB
	WHAT'S A CUBIC FOOT? (Preview) Because I lacked an education, I'm forced to ask my doctor to explain many things I don't know, so one day I asked him if he could tell me what a 'cubic foot' is. He quickly fired up his computer and downloaded so many pages that I thought his usual consultation feet..err..fee would escalate tenfold! Ha...	Alijac	4	999	06:42 PM Oct 6, 2020 by Alijac
	Walter Reed Staff (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1064	05:31 PM Oct 6, 2020 by Tony Bev
	THAT'S GOTTA BE 'NEWFIES' (NEWFOUNDLANDERS) FOR YA SURE ENOUGH! (Preview) A Newfie died in a house fire and was burnt so badly that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, came to do the job. Clem went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said "Gee, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled Clyd...	Alijac	0	740	11:42 PM Oct 5, 2020 by Alijac
	Algebra (Preview) *Being a fairly bright AND sometimes an intelligent person, I pondered over this for the good part of almost 10 minutes.* *I finally went into my old maths equations where "X" and "Y" were usually used in unknowns - until I finally conceded ignoble defeat and scrolled down without any grace whatever......*	Bobdown	5	1275	10:18 PM Oct 5, 2020 by Alijac
	The " F " word (Preview) Quite frankly; the little four letter "F" word can be the ONLY word in the English language that accurately describes some situations . . . The word is 'FEAR,' of course!What in the world were you thinking?Sometimes - I worry about you .	Bobdown	3	1652	07:43 PM Oct 5, 2020 by Alijac
	Not a Joke.....but good (Preview) Amazing, scary and time scene : LaserREAD THIS FIRST - Before Playing the Holographic Projection Utterly Amazing 9-sec Demonstration......THIS IS A HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION OF A WHALE. IT IS A PHOTOGRAPHIC PROCESS THAT PRODUCES IMAGES THANKS TO THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN 2 LASER BEAMS.THESE IMA...	Bobdown	7	1005	07:00 PM Oct 5, 2020 by Alijac
	57 divided by 18.......... (Preview) A lawyer writes a letter to his wife Janie... My Dear Janie, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret t...	Bobdown	2	951	05:36 PM Oct 5, 2020 by bilbo
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