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The golfing Pastor
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A pastor who loves to golf has three golfing buddies who don't go to church constantly telling him how good the golf is on Sunday mornings. "The course is almost deserted" they tell him "and, the weather is always nice". Finally, the pastor gives in and on Saturday evening calls the Associate Pastor an...
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fwdoz
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Na num en ah.
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-- Edited by Possum3 on Friday 12th of March 2021 05:35:08 PM
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Possum3
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1364
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Mr Perfect
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A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happe...
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Bobdown
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1558
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ACT Fashion.
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Possum3
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1
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1348
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Bull Sale.
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My wife and i went to the beefy auction the other week at the Townsville Sales and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bull sale.We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said 'this bull mated 50 times last year'.My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and sai...
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Password.
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Possum3
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3
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1471
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JOYCE AND FRANK - From CP&C.
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Joyce and Frank had had enough, they were calling it a day.The happy hour had been and gone, it was time to hit the hay.Frank was in his undies as he curled up in the bedJoyce said she would shower first,then find a magazine she hadn't readThey loved this caravanning life,the great wide open spacesThey'...
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Best joke this year ,copied from another side
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Recoup
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1
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772
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Remember.
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646
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Grandma.
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602
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Maybe.
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Shoes.
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646
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I want.
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651
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Warning
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You have been warned! Be very careful what you buy on eBay. If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully, read the feedback. A friend has just spent £95, on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass. The only instructions said, "Do not use in direct sunlight."
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Roy E
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794
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Guardian Angel
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A man walks down the street when suddenly he hears a tiny voice above him saying "If you make one more step, a brick will land on your head and kill you". Surprised, the man stops just as a huge brick crashes down right in front of him. Stunned, he continues on his way, and after a few minutes hears the voice a...
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fwdoz
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Megsocet
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67HR
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3
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908
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Neighbors.
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The way life is... Sometimes we are too quick to judge..A young couple moves into a new neighborhood.The next morning while they are eating breakfast,The young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside...."That laundry is not very clean", she said."She doesn't know how to wash correctly.P...
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More PC.
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Blonde X 2.
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A blonde was driving home after a game & got caught in a really badhailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so hedecided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into thetail pipe really hard, & all the den...
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Megsocet
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67HR
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