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Perfect.
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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of...
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Victoria Sector
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Whenarewethere
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Another Irish joke........
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Bobdown
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lamb day
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just lambies https://youtu.be/aCIMYjqWxwA
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Candid camera
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Funny way to get a haircut...........
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Irishmen.
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Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.Paddy and G...
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The Unicorn.
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Crow-na Virus?
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The WA Police found a large number of dead crows earlier this week on Tonkin Highway, there was early concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows and to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.The cause of death appeared to be fr...
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Twister.
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Elon Musk
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If Elon cashed in his 250 billion dollars and divided it amongst us 7.5 billion people.....we'd all get $33!
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Old age funnies
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helping
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Bald headed babies
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Something a bit different to all the covid crap to make you smile. Even some of you crusty old nomads were young once...........ha ha Cheers Bob
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With every problem
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Whenarewethere
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Yuppie
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A Stockmarket Yuppie crashed his BMW into a freight train. When the ambulance and police arrived he was in a terrible state. "Oh my God" he moaned. Now stay calm said the ambo man "Calm?? Look at my BMW! it's ruined" said the Yuppie. But Sir, said the medico, you're very badly injured. Your legs are all sm...
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Religious squirrels.
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The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation.After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with Gods divine will. At the Baptist church, the squirrels had take...
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How to tell the time !
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Two old army mates got together for a drink on Anzac Day. By closing time they were very drunk, but still went back to Larry's place for a few more beers. It was very late when Bill wondered what time it was and couldn't find a clock anywhere. "Hey Larry, you don't have a clock, mate. How do you tell the time?...
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Survey
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A market research company was employed by a plumbing company to find out which way people faced in the bath.Was it with their feet towards the taps or their back to the taps? They interviewed 2000 people, and 1999 said they sat with their feet towards the taps, and only one person sat with their back tow...
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more Irish
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Subject: FW: A farmer named Paddy - WHAT AN IRISHMAN. A farmer named Paddy had a car accident He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy. 'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked t...
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Beware...
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* Beware ** I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.I was driving so pulled over, I lea...
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