You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 48 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 20 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset, I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 48 years old.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 48 years old.
As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my previous students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.
He is young, frisky, and like your secretary, is also 20 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference -
20 goes into 48 a lot more times than 48 goes into 20 ..
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
