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retired thoughts
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What deep things retired men think aboutI mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."The reason I said "nothing" instead o...
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Noah and the Ark in 2020
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In the year 2020, the Lord came to Noah who was living in Australia and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You hav...
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How to satisfy two women at once with your pants off
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Not as dirty as you think, get your mind above your navel.............. Cheers Bob
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Calling on ALL Victorians
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Maybe not a joke, but All you Mexicans need to do your 5km drive at least 20 times a day. One of our 4, yes thats right, we only have 4, Oil refineries is struggling, no demand, they are considering shutting down ! Despite ripping all of us for how many years, a small down turn and they want to slam the bag. So c...
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Sobriety Test Fail
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3 ways to fail.............
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Which one?
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Crime doesn't pay...
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Theory v Reality
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The snowman
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It Snowed Last Night 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman as well. 8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple l...
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Last Request
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Good English humour............
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Leaked Document
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-- Edited by fwdoz on Sunday 6th of September 2020 06:16:22 PM
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Reversing
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-- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Tuesday 8th of September 2020 03:06:05 PM
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Not much longer
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News Headlines
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The Wonder Years
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Cane Toad Rival
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Quarantine Day 17
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Russian Vaccine
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And God created
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Why men go bald
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