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My neighbour.
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My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hai...
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Another Urine joke
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Bobdown
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Probably already been around.. Jail for telling a wee lie.
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Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam rea...
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An investment counselor decided to hire a lawyer
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An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realised that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers. As Im sure you can understand, she started off with one of the first applicants, in a bu...
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skins
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ice fishing
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE...
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Craig1
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How, why, when will this work?
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Engineering: "How will this work?" Science: "Why will this work?" Management: "When will this work?" Humanities: "Do you want fries with that?"
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dorian
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Princess Anne
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Bloody Poms........at least they have a sense of humour.
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Bobdown
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Vic Premier
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This one is called the Vic Premier, but could apply to any of them. Not political only funny.
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Bobdown
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9 out of 10 urologists agree that regularly emptying your bladder can save your life.
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You would do more than wet your pants........
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Bobdown
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Rear windshield wiper
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This is a joke.......don't get offended.
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Bobdown
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Virus at the White House
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Phillipn
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Back To The Future Again
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fwdoz
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Irish Sunday School
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Nevd
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Todays funnies...some new ones
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Bobdown
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VB 2020
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fwdoz
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Take Your Pet To Work Day
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fwdoz
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Anyone interested? Trip away .
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. Is anybody interested in a free ride in a private plane ride for 4 people? I'm looking for 2 more adults to join us. We want to leave early Saturday morning (October 17) from Sydney airport to fly to Hawaii where we will have breakfast, then have lunch on a friends yacht. Then well do a flight to the othe...
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Aus-Kiwi
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Chicken dinner
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Fellow is driving along a major street when he glances out the window and sees a chicken running alongside him at the same speed he's doing. He steps it up, doing 60 miles an hour, and the chicken is keeping up. He then notices the chicken has three legs! He steps up his speed to 70 miles an hour, an...
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A few more funnies, to give someting to smile about
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Tony Bev
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A Golfers judgement
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This bloke is Alvaro Alfonso de Miranda Neto, a professional golfer: He was married to --- this woman. Her name is Cibele Dorsa. She is a Brazilian swimsuit, Victoria 's Secret, and Playboy model. He divorced her because he fell in love with this woman: These two are very happily married righ...
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