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Grandad's demise...........A fateful poem
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If you have a good memory, lived on a farm or are used to camping you will know what I mean when you read todays Aussie Classic Poem. Poor old Granddad's passed away, cut off in his prime, He never had a day off crook - gone before his time, We found him in the dunny, collapsed there on the seat, A startle...
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Nothing like having good friends
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Never moved so quick..........
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The Institute
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Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.When the Head...
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Police
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Pepper spray
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Old mechanics.
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-- Edited by Ross638 on Monday 21st of September 2020 09:41:24 PM -- Edited by Ross638 on Tuesday 22nd of September 2020 04:27:09 PM
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A romantic night
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A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.He takes her to his place, and he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds a...
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Sign of the Times
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Plain Truth
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Bud Light Ad
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Romance in a horse drawn carriage
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Job interview
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The Queens breasts...
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Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen's breasts for this reason.He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Hor...
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Neat fridge
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We need one in Mt Barker..............
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The dead horse
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The dead horse A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died. Donald replied, Well, then just give me my money back. The far...
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CANDIDATES FOR THIS YEAR'S DARWIN AWARDS
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They are out there.........
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Sex Discussion
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Story of my life..............
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PICK OUT THE GUY - NO CHEATING
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Every year in Bangkok , the men have a beauty contest to see if they're more gorgeous than the women. Here is an example. The answers are at the bottom, but don't cheat by going there first. In each of the following photos, try to guess which member of the couple is a girl and which is a guy. There are 6...
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The world is going to end
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A Buddhist, a Christian & Bob Hawk had a meeting with God. God told them to go back to your people and tell them the world is going to end. The Buddhist went back and told the people, I have some bad news and some even worse news. There is a God and the world is going to end. The Christian went back and told t...
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WHAT THE DOCTORS ARE REALLY SAYING ABOUT COVID
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WHAT THE DOCTORS ARE REALLY SAYING ABOUT COVID So ..... Medical experts were asked if it is now time to ease the lockdown Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists tho...
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whats worse
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What's worse? A man went to the Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, Washington, to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petrole...
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The worlds most advanced doctors
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There is a convention of Doctors from all over the world arguing over who is the most advanced.An Israeli doctor says: In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.A German doctor says: Thats nothing, in Germany, we too...
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