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Marriage Math.
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My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 48 years old, can no longer satisfy.I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with m...
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Possum3
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0
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546
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Nuthin but the pub.
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Possum3
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0
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428
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Here's one for Ric. (Bicycle Camper).
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Possum3
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6
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1106
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RAAF.
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Two Queensland Police Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on the Cunningham Highway,just west of the Amberley Air force Base at Ipswich.The officers were using hand held radar devices to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised wh...
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Possum3
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0
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584
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Words of Wisdom
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May have been posted before, I forget Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers.Now they drink like their fathers. I didnt make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John and renamed it theJim. I feel so much better saying I went to...
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Craig1
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526
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Same as being a Grey Nomad.
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Possum3
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0
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576
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Classic Jethro
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Been done before I think, but a good laugh.
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Bobdown
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0
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696
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Beer
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Now I know why they say good health...........now where did I leave my beer? Cheers Bob
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Bobdown
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6
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1931
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Wishful Thinking?
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peter67
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0
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790
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Who's fibbing?
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peter67
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1
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1155
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Willy Nelson's Donga
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peter67
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1
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598
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Easter lockdown
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Whenarewethere
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0
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579
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penguin happy little chappy
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jumphttps://www.ladbible.com/news/animals-tourists-on-dinghy-save-penguin-from-being-eaten-by-killer-whale-20210308-- Edited by Craig1 on Friday 2nd of April 2021 07:32:21 PM -- Edited by Craig1 on Friday 2nd of April 2021 07:34:08 PM
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Craig1
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746
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Shopping with Grandkids.
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2
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731
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A Rude Paddy
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Paddy is on a nude beach in Spain. Out of manners and to prevent sunburn he places his hat over his privates. A woman walks past and s******s "if you were a gentleman you would lift your hat". Paddy replies "if you were not so ugly it would lift itself".
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Gravy73
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690
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Fancy Dress.
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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party.He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:Dear Sir,Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spott...
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Possum3
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1
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935
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Hard Labour.
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Possum3
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1
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1225
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Good book
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Plain Truth
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1
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941
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What's More Painful??
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Women often say that child birth is the most painful thing a person can go through but how do they know? most blokes have been kicked in the nuts and all men know how painful that is so who's right? Women will often mention that they may have a second child whereas you will NEVER hear a bloke say "gee, it's ab...
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peter67
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0
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711
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Marriage
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Two eggs who had been childhood sweethearts decided to marry. On the first night of the honeymoon the lady decided to vamp things up a bit so decked herself out with a see through nightie. Mr egg walked into the room, took one look, turned turtle, and went out the door. He returned a couple of minutes late...
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Magnarc
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1136
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