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Queer as a three-legged duck

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As slippery as a butchers....block biggrin biggrin

 The one I know rhymes with block but starts with "C".

 Hahaha,

Mate, the last time I put a risqué joke up, I got a ball tightener from the missus and she suggested I take it down...

Just thought I would keep it clean...but I never knew about the butchers pencil. biggrin biggrin



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Pissin' down pickhandles.

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Ankle biter.

Carpet grub.



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He is doing a wobbly

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Flat as a witches tit.biggrin



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Flat out like a lizard drinking

Dont get your knickers in a twist

Its the berries


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A couple of risque ones.

More pricks than a second hand dartboard.

She has swallowed more seamen than the Bermuda Triangle.

 



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There's a difference between scratchin your arse and tearing it to pieces.

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His lift doesn't go to the top floor.



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Couldn't organize a buck's party in Hay St

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Useless as tits on a bull

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Couldn't organize a buck's party in Hay St

         Couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery.......



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Yonks

 

Chateau de cardboard



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Could'nt get a root in a timber yard

Not playing with a full deck

About 5 sheets to the wind

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Wouldn't know Christmas from cracker night and nipp..s like brick layers thumbs!

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Hells bells and buggy wheels was an early exclamation.

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Wouldn't know Christmas from cracker night and nipp..s like brick layers thumbs!

       Good one Poppabare.......reminds me of the other one

      Nippl*s like FJ starter buttons.             smile

      Cheers Bob



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Happy as a dog with ------ A Spare

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Happy as a Dog with two Dlcks to lick.

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Im dropping the kids off at the pool ! ( going for a bog !)

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Fair suck of the Sav (savaloy)



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Drier than a-dead dingos donga.

Drier than a Pommies bath mat..

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Crooked as a dog's hind leg.

Lower than a red bellied black's belly

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One for Easter........

Is the Pope a Catholic ???



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One for Easter........

Is the Pope a Catholic ???

 Does the Pope wear a Dress?



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A head on him like a robbers dog

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Face like a smashed crab

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Not the full quid

The lights are on but nobodys home

Not the brightest bulb in the box

Theres a village missing its idiot




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Rough end of the pineapple.



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