check out the new remote control Jockey Wheel SmartBar Topargee products Enginesaver Low Water Alarms
Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Click here for the Grey Nomads website -> The Grey Nomads Forum -> Just Joking -> Aussie Sayings
Post Info TOPIC: Aussie Sayings
Bobdown


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2814
Date:
Aussie Sayings
Permalink  


Queer as a three-legged duck

__________________

Make it Snappy......Bob

 
Clarky 1


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 386
Date:
Permalink  

Possum3 wrote:
Clarky 1 wrote:

As slippery as a butchers....block biggrin biggrin

 The one I know rhymes with block but starts with "C".

 Hahaha,

Mate, the last time I put a risqué joke up, I got a ball tightener from the missus and she suggested I take it down...

Just thought I would keep it clean...but I never knew about the butchers pencil. biggrin biggrin



__________________

Stu
markf


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 215
Date:
Permalink  

Pissin' down pickhandles.

__________________

Cheers,

Mark F...

VK3KW

Land Rover 2002 Discovery 2 Auto Td5

2010 Outback Campers Sturt

http://jandmf.com
Whenarewethere


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 7579
Date:
Permalink  

Ankle biter.

Carpet grub.



__________________

Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

50L custom fuel rack 6x20W 100/20mppt 4x26Ah gel 28L super insulated fridge TPMS 3 ARB compressors heatsink fan cooled 4L tank aftercooler Air/water OCD cleaning 4 stage car acoustic insulation.
Tony Bev


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 5388
Date:
Permalink  

He is doing a wobbly

__________________

Tony

It cost nothing to be polite
Santa


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3804
Date:
Permalink  

Flat as a witches tit.biggrin



__________________

Cheers,

Santa.

Moonta, Copper Coast, South Aust.
Gravy73


Veteran Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 71
Date:
Permalink  

Flat out like a lizard drinking

Dont get your knickers in a twist

Its the berries


__________________
Bobdown


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2814
Date:
Permalink  

A couple of risque ones.

More pricks than a second hand dartboard.

She has swallowed more seamen than the Bermuda Triangle.

 



__________________

Make it Snappy......Bob

 
terriwa


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 138
Date:
Permalink  

There's a difference between scratchin your arse and tearing it to pieces.

__________________
Magnarc


Guru

Status: Online
Posts: 1299
Date:
Permalink  

His lift doesn't go to the top floor.



__________________

Those who wish to reap the blessings of freedom must, as men, endure the fatigue of defending it.

Thomas Paine.

 
Craig1


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 4532
Date:
Permalink  

Couldn't organize a buck's party in Hay St

__________________

Cheers Craig
Yendorane


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 127
Date:
Permalink  

Useless as tits on a bull

__________________

Any day I wake up, is a good day
Bobdown


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2814
Date:
Permalink  

Craig1 wrote:

Couldn't organize a buck's party in Hay St

         Couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery.......



__________________

Make it Snappy......Bob

 
Whenarewethere


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 7579
Date:
Permalink  

Yonks

 

Chateau de cardboard



__________________

Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

50L custom fuel rack 6x20W 100/20mppt 4x26Ah gel 28L super insulated fridge TPMS 3 ARB compressors heatsink fan cooled 4L tank aftercooler Air/water OCD cleaning 4 stage car acoustic insulation.
fwdoz


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 795
Date:
Permalink  

Could'nt get a root in a timber yard

Not playing with a full deck

About 5 sheets to the wind

__________________
Bob+Deb
Poppabare


Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 5
Date:
Permalink  

Wouldn't know Christmas from cracker night and nipp..s like brick layers thumbs!

__________________
peter67


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 1549
Date:
Permalink  

Hells bells and buggy wheels was an early exclamation.

__________________

I reserve the right to arm bears :)
Bobdown


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2814
Date:
Permalink  

Poppabare wrote:

Wouldn't know Christmas from cracker night and nipp..s like brick layers thumbs!

       Good one Poppabare.......reminds me of the other one

      Nippl*s like FJ starter buttons.             smile

      Cheers Bob



__________________

Make it Snappy......Bob

 
Craig1


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 4532
Date:
Permalink  

Happy as a dog with ------ A Spare

__________________

Cheers Craig
Possum3


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 8748
Date:
Permalink  

Happy as a Dog with two Dlcks to lick.

__________________

Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan

Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
Hawk7


Veteran Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 45
Date:
Permalink  

Im dropping the kids off at the pool ! ( going for a bog !)

__________________
67HR


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 256
Date:
Permalink  

Fair suck of the Sav (savaloy)



__________________

 

Classified R.E.D. = "Retired & Extremely Disinterested" (Locksmith)
Clarky 1


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 386
Date:
Permalink  

Drier than a-dead dingos donga.

Drier than a Pommies bath mat..

__________________

Stu
Craig1


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 4532
Date:
Permalink  

Crooked as a dog's hind leg.

Lower than a red bellied black's belly

__________________

Cheers Craig
Bobdown


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2814
Date:
Permalink  

One for Easter........

Is the Pope a Catholic ???



__________________

Make it Snappy......Bob

 
Possum3


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 8748
Date:
Permalink  

Bobdown wrote:

One for Easter........

Is the Pope a Catholic ???

 Does the Pope wear a Dress?



__________________

Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan

Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
Craig1


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 4532
Date:
Permalink  

A head on him like a robbers dog

__________________

Cheers Craig
peter67


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 1549
Date:
Permalink  

Face like a smashed crab

__________________

I reserve the right to arm bears :)
Are We Lost


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 1252
Date:
Permalink  

Not the full quid

The lights are on but nobodys home

Not the brightest bulb in the box

Theres a village missing its idiot




__________________
Whenarewethere


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 7579
Date:
Permalink  

Rough end of the pineapple.



__________________

Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

50L custom fuel rack 6x20W 100/20mppt 4x26Ah gel 28L super insulated fridge TPMS 3 ARB compressors heatsink fan cooled 4L tank aftercooler Air/water OCD cleaning 4 stage car acoustic insulation.
«First  <  1 2 3  >  Last»  | Page of 3  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.
Click here for the Grey Nomads website -> The Grey Nomads Forum -> Just Joking -> Aussie Sayings
Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us
Purchase Grey Nomad bumper stickers Read our daily column, the Nomad News The Grey Nomad's Guidebook