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Buzz Lightbulb


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A new one today by Albernese:

 

Couldn't run a Choko vine up a back fence.

 

 



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'Even a crocodile wouldn't swallow that' 

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She has a face like a festered fart in a pickle jar

He couldn't get a root in a brothel



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He has got a reach like a sick dog.

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She could kickstart a Harley

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She could kickstart a Harley

 It was always "suck-start" a Harley - in my day.



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Just a few more.

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She could suck a golf ball through 30mtrs of garden hose.

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Shark biscuit



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Well done to all the Nomads for their Aussie Sayings, over 50 contributors and more than 3200 hits, must be a record Cindy, for the joke section.

I for one have thoroughly enjoyed it.

A couple more........

A head like a hatful of ar$eholes.

More money than a bull can $hit.

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Dry as a Half Sucked Siberian Sandshoe.

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Remember the old QLD premier JO? they used to say FLO could kick start a jumbo jet.

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Only with Fermented Pumpkin Scones though

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peter67 wrote:

Remember the old QLD premier JO? they used to say FLO could kick start a jumbo jet.

 Must have something to do with the white shoe brigade.



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As cold as a mother in laws kiss
As cold as a well diggers bum
Slicker than snake snot
I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil
As fast as a lance corporal chasing his second hook

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Anzac Day at 5.30am in Albury, " Sh.t it's a bit fresh, (2.2 degrees)"

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