Just Joking

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Dave stood at the counterOf the deli in the parkIt was half past eight and he was scaredCos it was getting darkNow Dave is not a big girls blouseThe dark did not un-nerve himBut his Missus had sent him out for milkAt around about 2.30The walk from where his van was parkedWas not that far at allHe told her he...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Sticking with the military stuff that Recoup posted. Not really a joke but worth a look. cheers Bob

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My wife and I went to the auction in Wagga the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 time...

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I helped out my neighbor today, She said thanks, I could marry you. What is wrong with the World today? You do something nice for a person, and they threaten to ruin your life.

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good

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A woman from Sydney who was a tree hugging, vegetarian and anti-hunter purchased a piece of native bushland in northern NSW .There was a large gum tree on one of the highest points in her property.She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big gum.As she neared t...

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The secret to a happy marriage is to go out to dinner twice a week: She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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Some people which way their bum pointed to the ground.

Craig1 · Craig1

Grannys Day

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A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational.On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, I hope you dont mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?.About 32, is the reply.Nope! Im exactly 50, t...

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	A WALK IN THE PARK // By Robert Dungey (Preview) Dave stood at the counterOf the deli in the parkIt was half past eight and he was scaredCos it was getting darkNow Dave is not a big girls blouseThe dark did not un-nerve himBut his Missus had sent him out for milkAt around about 2.30The walk from where his van was parkedWas not that far at allHe told her he...	Possum3	0	796	09:44 AM Apr 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Note to Fishermen. (Preview)	Possum3	0	659	09:57 PM Apr 17, 2021 by Possum3
	Never raise the gear too soon (Preview) Sticking with the military stuff that Recoup posted. Not really a joke but worth a look. cheers Bob	Bobdown	1	893	08:27 PM Apr 17, 2021 by Craig1
	Miracle needed (Preview)	Possum3	1	729	11:12 AM Apr 17, 2021 by Roy E
	Lotta Bull. (Preview) My wife and I went to the auction in Wagga the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 time...	Possum3	0	470	09:45 AM Apr 17, 2021 by Possum3
	Talking point. (Preview)	Possum3	3	650	06:58 PM Apr 16, 2021 by peter67
	Junk? (Preview)	Possum3	1	726	05:20 PM Apr 16, 2021 by Craig1
	Thanks. (Preview) I helped out my neighbor today, She said thanks, I could marry you. What is wrong with the World today? You do something nice for a person, and they threaten to ruin your life.	Possum3	0	493	02:13 PM Apr 16, 2021 by Possum3
	Franslist Kitten a big night out (Preview) good	Craig1	1	868	10:20 AM Apr 16, 2021 by peter67
	OWW! (Preview) A woman from Sydney who was a tree hugging, vegetarian and anti-hunter purchased a piece of native bushland in northern NSW .There was a large gum tree on one of the highest points in her property.She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big gum.As she neared t...	Possum3	4	1536	09:06 AM Apr 16, 2021 by Craig1
	The secret to a happy marriage (Preview) The secret to a happy marriage is to go out to dinner twice a week: She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.	Mike Harding	2	882	07:02 AM Apr 16, 2021 by Mike Harding
	Auntie ABC (Preview)	Possum3	2	885	09:01 PM Apr 15, 2021 by Craig1
	Bill Shorts-on (Preview)	Clarky 1	1	524	05:16 PM Apr 15, 2021 by peter67
	Facts of Life (Preview)	Clarky 1	0	420	02:45 PM Apr 15, 2021 by Clarky 1
	Not even blonde (Preview) Some people which way their bum pointed to the ground.	Bobdown	6	785	09:37 AM Apr 15, 2021 by Bobdown
	Granny Pressie (Preview) Grannys Day	Craig1	1	936	07:37 AM Apr 15, 2021 by Blues Man
	Age. (Preview) A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational.On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, I hope you dont mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?.About 32, is the reply.Nope! Im exactly 50, t...	Possum3	1	728	07:35 AM Apr 15, 2021 by Blues Man
	Washed. (Preview)	Possum3	0	397	07:20 AM Apr 15, 2021 by Possum3
	Another ABC. (Preview)	Possum3	2	722	07:45 PM Apr 14, 2021 by Craig1
	Updates (Preview)	Plain Truth	0	476	05:25 PM Apr 14, 2021 by Plain Truth
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