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Indian
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A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would le...
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795
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Tech Support
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A young woman submitted the below to tech support about her relationship with her new husband, presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply which was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius!THE QUERYDear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded fro...
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555
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Gender neutral.
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1
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861
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dont worry
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Craig1
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1057
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Just advice.
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746
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Alcohol = Good decision - Never!
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762
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Who counted?
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693
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At the Checkout.
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So I am at Coles scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the cashier "monitors" and then this happened.Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?Me - excuse me?Her - you are wasting our bags!Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on ove...
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501
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The weather forecaster
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The Aboriginals in a remote part of Northern Australia asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Neverthe...
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Bobdown
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757
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THE PERFECT HUSBAND
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on abench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins totalk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: HelloWOMAN: Hi Honey, its me. Are you at the club?MAN: Yes.WOMAN: Im at the shops now and found this beau...
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781
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70323.
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954
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Skinny Dipping.
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1
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900
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Zero to Seventy
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847
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Aussie Sayings
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Who can remember all the old Aussie sayings from yesteryear .............lets have them nomads. Like: It goes off like a free keg at a Wharfies picnic. or As busy as a bricklayer in Baghdad. Cheers Bob
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6597
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Imagine.
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663
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Wife.
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854
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Answered prayer.
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454
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Mondegreen
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DEATHWhile walking along the footpath in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton...
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531
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Pregnancy.
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575
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Little Johnny
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Little Johnny sees his Daddys car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUN...
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