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Message.
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Possum3
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2
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552
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Karen.
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Possum3
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1
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787
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Can you relate?
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Possum3
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639
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Pooh.
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-- Edited by Possum3 on Friday 14th of May 2021 08:40:30 AM
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Possum3
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645
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69.
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Possum3
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431
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Injured Ankle
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A couple of weeks after badly spraining my ankle, I went to my doctor today and he asked what I'd been doing.I replied, "Just lounging around all day, looking at the internet on my computer, drinking coffee, texting my mates."He got pretty angry and said, "I told you not to go back to your workplace for a...
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KFT
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608
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No jokes?
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What? No jokes today? I'm disappointed.
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Buzz Lightbulb
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703
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Circumcised.
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Possum3
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1
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951
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Foreplay.
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After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and...
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734
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Do you want a Job
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-- Edited by Recoup on Wednesday 12th of May 2021 05:32:03 PM
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Recoup
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539
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Aha . If woman run the world ? Pffft they do .
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Aus-Kiwi
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605
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Manslater
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Lol I need one, even after 45 years of marriage https://youtu.be/ezVib_giTFo
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oldbloke
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684
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It snowed.
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It snowed last night...8:00 am: I made a snowman.8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.8:20 - The gay couple livin...
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Possum3
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2
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902
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The bedroom.
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Roy E
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1134
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Don't fart in a smart car
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anolphart
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662
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Bill and Melinda
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Recoup
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888
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New twist.
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When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a bold proposal;- Whoever dares to jump, swim to the coast and survive, I'll give you $ 1 million.No one dared to move, suddenly, a man jumped into the water and desperately swam to the shore while being chased by all the cr...
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Possum3
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Forgot.
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Possum3
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755
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What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
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I'm glad you asked...12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pansy in front of your older brother's friends.It's suppose to be lemon flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led the R&D team that day has never actually tasted anyt...
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Negligee.
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