There was an elderly gentleman who had serious hearing problems for years.

He went to the doctor who was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the man to hear 100 per cent.

The old bloke went back to the doctor after a month and the doctor said, Your hearing is perfect! Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.

To which the old gentleman replied, Oh, I havent told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. Ive changed my will three times!