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Wallaby.
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Possum3
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1
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855
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A Late Night Lecture
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89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving th...
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Rob Driver
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0
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757
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Bird Dog.
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An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck.Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal pessimist who refus...
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Possum3
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0
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768
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Dad saying
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rgren2
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2
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889
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Warning Light?
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Possum3
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6
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888
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BLD.
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So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was...
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Possum3
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1
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1140
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Math.
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Possum3
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0
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791
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Respect.
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Possum3
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0
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653
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Chihuahua.
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Possum3
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0
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767
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Daylight Saving to end.
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Possum3
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0
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679
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Having another baby..
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is becaus...
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Rob Driver
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1
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996
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Nothing On
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After I perused the Free to Air TV guide last night, my wife said " anything on?" My reply, "There is more on a hard boiled egg than the b..... TV"
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Craig1
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804
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Value.
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A giant ship's engine broke down and no one could repair it, so they hired a Mechanical Engineer with over 40 years of experience.He inspected the engine very carefully, from top to bottom.After seeing everything, the engineer unloaded the bag and pulled out a small hammer.He knocked something gen...
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Possum3
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0
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1061
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Risque!
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A young woman was preparing for her wedding.She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle.Well, Mom forgot until the last minute.She dashed out and could only find a short pink nighty.She bought it and threw it into the sui...
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Possum3
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0
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772
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Some folks not too happy with Meghan . . .
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Bobdown
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14
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1147
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Eating in th 50's.
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Possum3
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5
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1014
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List.
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Possum3
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4
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1646
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Math.
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Possum3
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0
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757
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Disaster in Hospital
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This fellow is in hospital with two broken leg. He is taken short during the night and soils the bed. Nurse changes the sheets and cleans him up. The following night the same thing occurs and, feeling extremely ashamed, he rolls the offending poo into little balls and flicks them down the ward. Two days...
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Magnarc
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981
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Cowboy Chili.
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Possum3
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0
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786
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