Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician simply performed the same tricks over and over again.There was only one problem: The captains parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every tric...

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Sarco Harris · Sarco Harris

True facts 1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb.' 2. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden'... and thus the word GOLF enter...

Possum3 · Possum3

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following...

Craig1 · Craig1

At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation. Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-side-down. So...

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The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retiredAt her next check-up, the new Doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for Her.As The young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide,As he realized Grandma had a pres...

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Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Have worked with people like this !!

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Craig1 · Craig1

leave her alone

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Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order.I would like a Sprite, said the first little piggy.I would like a Coke, said the second little piggy.I want water, lots and lots of water, said the third little piggy.The drinks are brought out and the waiter ta...

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