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Blind Date.
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Joe took his blind date to the carnival."What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe."I want to get weighed," she said.They ambled over to the weight guesser.He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.Next the couple went on the ferris wheel.When the ride was over, J...
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Ordering a Pizza in 2021
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CALLER:Is this Pizza Delight?GOOGLE:No sir, it's Google Pizza.CALLER:I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.GOOGLE:No sir, Google bought Pizza Delight last month.CALLER:OK. I would like to order a pizza.GOOGLE:Do you want your usual, sir?CALLER:My usual? You know me?GOOGLE:According to...
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Paddy
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891
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LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
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Kevin Rudd was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.The teacher asked Kevin, the saviour of 'working families', if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.So Kevin (the saviour of 'w...
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Liar.
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside an...
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Cheese.
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City sights.
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An Amish man and his small Son were visiting the "City" for the first time. They were amazed with everything they saw, They went into a large Mall and were fascinated by the large shiny doors that slid open and closed on a small room. An old lady in a wheel chair rolled into the "room" and the doors slid shu...
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Seniors funnies
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Bobdown
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Crazy
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Bobdown
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Similar?
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Camping...
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Today's joke....Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasnt fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morn...
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New Funnies.....some rippers here.
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Bobdown
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Stutter.
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Good Grief Woman
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Southern Cruizer
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Infant Male.
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Little boy.
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A little three year old boy was sitting on a toilet. His Mother decided he was taking to long, so she went to investigate. Mother asked the Lad "What's the matter?" Lad Replied, "I still haven't made Doody". The young fellow then slapped himself on the top of the head. Astonished the Mother asked "What d...
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Perfect.
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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of...
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Victoria Sector
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Whenarewethere
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Another Irish joke........
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Bobdown
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lamb day
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just lambies https://youtu.be/aCIMYjqWxwA
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