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Logical....
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I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked."Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends.""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her."Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please....A...
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aussie_paul
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0
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887
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I dare ya.
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Possum3
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0
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923
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Feelin' good.
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0
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867
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Proctologist.
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Roy E
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5
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1683
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Proof.
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Possum3
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1
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612
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Lesson.
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0
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1030
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Natural causes.
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1
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982
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Violence?
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Possum3
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0
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810
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7 Kinds.
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Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and yo...
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Possum3
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0
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759
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Johnny's Sister
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Stolen from another site - Johnny's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby.The doctor replies, " Madam, you had twins.....
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Nevd
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2
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1064
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The Pope.
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The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was driving along near the campground when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote for Hillary' hat, and a 'Save the Trees' shirt.The man w...
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Possum3
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2
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990
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It's a fact.
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785
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Interviewing aspiring young Detectives
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A bitter and twisted old policeman was interrogating 3 would be trainees who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first constable a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"The first consta...
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skins
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4
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945
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Potholes.
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0
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496
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Nicknames
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Very funny, but you need the volume up a bit. Cheers Bob
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Bobdown
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0
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718
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Late agin
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Craig1
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3
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895
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Where did we come from?
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0
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532
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Johnny.
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Possum3
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0
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692
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Spanish Oyster
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Craig1
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495
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My Life.
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Possum3
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1
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498
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