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Joke
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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof, GET DOWN!
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Wallis Davidson
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Car door.
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Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water. The second man takes a sandwich. The last man takes one of the car doors.The first man says to the last man: Im bringing the water because if I ge...
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Cute.
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574
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Genious dog.
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As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $10 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: 5 lamb chops, please. Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dogs mouth, and quickly closes the shop.He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across th...
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477
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I'll walk.
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An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the mens room, then walked out through the bar. It was a beautiful evening, so he decided to leave his car in the parking lot and walk home.When he arrived at his front door, he realised he didnt have his keys. He fina...
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489
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Interview for job.
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624
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Oil change.
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Cold?
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888
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Logical dog.
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Possum3
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752
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Drowning sorrows.
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Dead dog...
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Shamus, Patrick and Michael always headed straight for the village pub after work, but today Shamus tells the boys he won't be joining them because his dog has died and he has to bury him.After offering their condolences the other two head for the pub.When two hours had gone past without a sign of Shamu...
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542
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Bed time.
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From the child-bride.
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1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.5. Men are all the same - they just h...
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War Games.
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Rough neighborhood.
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458
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Thag.
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585
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My dog.
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469
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Counting sheep.
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Cell phone.
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nowhere
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