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A fifteen-year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, Where did you get that car?He calmly told them, I bought it today.With what money!? demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs.Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars.The parents began to yel...

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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician simply performed the same tricks over and over again.There was only one problem: The captains parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every tric...

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True facts 1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb.' 2. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden'... and thus the word GOLF enter...

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After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following...

Craig1 · Craig1

At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation. Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-side-down. So...

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The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retiredAt her next check-up, the new Doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for Her.As The young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide,As he realized Grandma had a pres...

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Have worked with people like this !!

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	Just Facts (Preview) True facts 1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb.' 2. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden'... and thus the word GOLF enter...	Sarco Harris	1	1220	09:25 AM Jun 26, 2021 by Craig1
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	a miracle (Preview) At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation. Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-side-down. So...	Craig1	0	818	03:40 PM Jun 25, 2021 by Craig1
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