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Traffic Cop.
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Morty and Selma, an elderly couple, were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"Selma, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"Morty yelled, "He says you wer...
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Possum3
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497
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They must be joking.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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3
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574
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Drunk staggers into a confessional box
(Preview)
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down and starts grunting, but says nothing. Suddenly there is a very bad smell coming from the confessional box.The Priest coughs a few times to get the drunks attention, but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the Priest pound...
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skins
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0
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499
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You are a NUN!
(Preview)
A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago . She looked over in the corner and saw one of the weighing machines that would also do a prediction. She thought to herself, " I'll give it a try and see what it tells me.She went over to the machine , stepped up on the scale and put her nickel...
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skins
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0
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536
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Favourite child?
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Possum3
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0
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494
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Outdoors.
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Possum3
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0
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548
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Our P. M.
(Preview)
slight re jig Subject: Our P.M. Scott Morrison was visiting a Sydney primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Morrison if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'. So our illustrious leader asked the class...
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Craig1
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1
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511
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Walking.
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0
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529
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masking more
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Craig1
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0
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804
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Gilligan.
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Possum3
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0
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640
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Nature in tune.
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Possum3
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0
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545
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Law abiding
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anolphart
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0
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726
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Qld Border.
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Possum3
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0
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957
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What Money?
(Preview)
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Gu...
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Rob Driver
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764
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Elderly Lady.
(Preview)
My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving." "Wel...
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Possum3
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0
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657
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The note.
(Preview)
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me". Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before h...
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Roy E
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792
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Safe Sex
(Preview)
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Rob Driver
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0
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721
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Lockdown.
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Possum3
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0
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834
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Didn't hurt.
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Possum3
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0
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686
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Fertility Candle
(Preview)
Mrs. Donovan was walking down OConnell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, Top o the mornin To ye! Arent ye Mrs. Donovan And didnt I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago? She replied, Aye, that ye did, Father. The Father asked, And be there Any wee little ones yet...
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Rob Driver
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646
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