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The gift.
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Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers.One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. Theydiscussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved to Florida .The first said, "You know I had a big house built for M...
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Possum3
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0
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688
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Drunk not stupid.
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Possum3
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0
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757
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Irish Vasectomy
(Preview)
After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children ... The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the pr...
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Clarky 1
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2
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581
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Critic
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anolphart
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0
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685
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Use the Car
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Clarky 1
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0
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679
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Not in the kitchen Pa.
(Preview)
Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills. Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes into the house and tells Ma that he doesnt know what to do to empty the hole. Ma says, Why dont you go ask the youngn down the road? He must be smart cause hes a college gradjya...
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Clarky 1
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1
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581
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Why math is important.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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5
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666
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Subtle.
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Possum3
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0
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624
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Cops.
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Possum3
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0
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544
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Princely visit.
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Possum3
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0
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602
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Her vs Him.
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Possum3
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0
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400
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Size.
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Possum3
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0
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419
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Lockdown KPIs
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anolphart
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0
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533
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The cat.
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Possum3
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1
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754
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Eye candy.
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Possum3
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1
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523
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Earle.
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Possum3
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0
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714
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Joke
(Preview)
What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof, GET DOWN!
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Wallis Davidson
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0
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626
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Car door.
(Preview)
Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water. The second man takes a sandwich. The last man takes one of the car doors.The first man says to the last man: Im bringing the water because if I ge...
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Possum3
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0
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764
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Cute.
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Possum3
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0
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542
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Genious dog.
(Preview)
As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $10 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: 5 lamb chops, please. Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dogs mouth, and quickly closes the shop.He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across th...
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Possum3
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0
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447
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