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Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?

A: Only three....the rest are true stories!!



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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? A. Taller.

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Why does the Law Society Code of Ethics not allow lawyers to have sex with their clients? A. To prevent the clients being charged twice for essentially the same service.

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Love your sense of humour DMaxer.

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What is black and tan, and looks good on a lawyer? A.. A Rottweiler.

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