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Conjoined twins walk into an American Bar
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Conjoined twins walk into an American Bar and park themselves on a couple of bar stools.One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two schooners of Fosters please."The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while p...
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a low blow
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https://wwos.nine.com.au/videos/afl/docker-banned-over-low-blow/ckpme3q4j000z0gnw73pnt43r
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Craig1
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Johnny....
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Johnny's teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast. To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg "E-G-G" "Very good" says the teacher.Peter says he had toast "T...
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aussie_paul
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850
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Raffle ticket.
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Possum3
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756
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Old man with hearing problems
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There was an elderly gentleman who had serious hearing problems for years.He went to the doctor who was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the man to hear 100 per cent.The old bloke went back to the doctor after a month and the doctor said, Your hearing is perfect! Your family m...
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Difference being?
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Possum3
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1006
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Fill her up
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I think a GN was driving the 5th wheeler........
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Bobdown
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Oh!! Fred!!!!!!
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Possum3
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Build your own cheap.
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Possum3
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625
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4 Quickies
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4 short vids ......not bad
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Bobdown
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727
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Methane.
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Possum3
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672
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Remember.
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Possum3
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Date night
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My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater.Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a nightlight, and then put the cat in the backyard.When our Uber arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs and ran up the st...
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Cat.
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Possum3
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He said.....
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-- Edited by Possum3 on Saturday 5th of June 2021 11:30:37 AM
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Possum3
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Monkee see
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Craig1
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Smarter.
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Possum3
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I apologise
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anolphart
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Logical....
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I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked."Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends.""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her."Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please....A...
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aussie_paul
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I dare ya.
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Possum3
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