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Swearing at work.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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470
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ATO
(Preview)
The Australian Tax Office actually commented on this one, emphasizing the importance of accuracy in tax returns.The ATO has returned the Tax Return to a man in Townsville after he apparently answered one of the questions. In response to the question, "Do you have anyone dependent on you?" Th...
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Bobdown
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3
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740
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Racist?
(Preview)
"What's your name?" asked the teacher."Mohammad," he replied."You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "so from now on you will be known as Frank."Mohammad returned home after school."How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked."My name is no longer Mohammad. I'm in Ireland now and my name...
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Possum3
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0
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596
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Mobile phone evolution
(Preview)
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anolphart
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1
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734
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|
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Comparison.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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6
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1057
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Praying Mantis.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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455
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Exaggeration.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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955
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|
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Ghost.
(Preview)
Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed, Look at the window. Theres an old ghosts face there! The driver sped up, but the old mans face stayed...
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Possum3
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0
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583
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Milkman.
(Preview)
The milkman goes to the door to collect his money, when he knocks the door swings open and he walks in. The place is a mess, beer bottles and liquor bottles everywhere. He is just about to leave when the lady of the house comes down the stairs. He looks at her then looks at the mess She catching the hint, expl...
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Possum3
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0
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508
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The Nun.
(Preview)
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters . The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revellers saw the nun, the room went de...
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Possum3
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0
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553
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Effective cure.
(Preview)
An older woman, well past child-bearing years went to a walk-in clinic where she was seen by a young, new doctor.After about 3 minutes in the exam room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.She burst out the door, screaming as she ran down the hall.An older doctor stopped her and asked her what the probl...
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Possum3
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0
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656
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Meanwhile at the caravan park.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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577
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Asleep at the wheel.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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431
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|
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I failed.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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707
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|
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Train trip.
(Preview)
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he's in the upper bunk and she's in the lower.At 1:00 AM, he leans over an...
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Possum3
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0
|
960
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|
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Scottish?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
|
535
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|
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Police Harassment.
(Preview)
"A police station received this question from a resident through the feedback section of a local Police website:I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people and get away with it?In response, a sergeant posted this reply:First of all, let me tell you this .....
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Possum3
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4
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1038
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Gay spider?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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691
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|
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I've been thinking ....
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
|
538
|
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Chicken.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
|
427
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