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An avid golfer..
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An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him."I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!""Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over...
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It, does your head in.
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A woman..
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A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's theproblem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. Shekeeps getting these cravings. She's putting onweight, and is sick most mornings."The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, thenturns to...
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Colonoscopy..
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Hi everyone, I have had to get my laptop serviced(new SDD etc.) Now there a few little quirks for me to adjust too. Pics on the forum are still a problem for me atm. Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy,On a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in Thai...
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Golf
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A man was out on the golf course one sunny day when he suddenly realized he was lost. Spotting a woman ahead of him, he walked over and asked, Excuse me, could you help me? Im not sure which hole Im on.She smiled politely and said, Youre one hole behind me. Im on the 7th; youre on the 6th.Relieved, he thanked...
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RN
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Royal Navy AnnouncementHaving initially named the first two ships HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from the European Union in Brussels, renamed them HMS Cautious and HMS Prudence.The next five ships are to be HMS Empathy, HMS Circumspect, HMS Nerv...
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Southern Cruizer
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A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM !
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A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM !'Viagra' is now available in tea bags.It doesn't enhance your sexual performancebut it does stop your biscuit going soft. Ha ha.
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THE HAIRCUT..
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"Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'The florist was pleased and left...
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Thomas the cat..
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This old lady had lived at the head of the bight at the bottom of Australia for many years, her only companion was Thomas her cat. Each day they would climb down the path in the cliffs to the beach & walk up and back, beach combing for anything washed up over night. This was a daily event as sometimes log...
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Dad's last words
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Mistaken Identities
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Some of the biggest mistaken identities are among so called intellectuals who have trouble remembering that they are not God.
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Sheep
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How do you milk sheep? Bring out a new "I Phone" and charge $1000+ for it.
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Funny BUT unfortunately probably close to the truth!! 🙂..
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Funny BUT unfortunately probably close to the truth!! Read to the very end !!!The Squirrel and The GrasshopperPOPULAR VERSIONThe squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter.The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, a...
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One for the Vegans
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There is plenty of room for all God's Creatures, right next to the Mashed Potatoes...
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Can’t sleep
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In the land of the Ents
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A dog...
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Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
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"Please Do Not Disturb me,disturbed."=======================================Acouple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said,"The food looks delicious, let's eat."Wife: Honey.....you say a prayer before eating at home...
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Why prejudice and bigotry are foolish.....
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A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair.He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish.So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear: 'drinks for everyone in here,...
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