Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

What is good about Australia by a Yank !!This Bloke Sure Is Spot On with His readings.David Mason is a Writer, a Professor, and a Poet Laureate from Colorado, USAThere's a lot to admire about Australia, especially if you're a visiting American, says David Mason.More often than you might expect, Aust...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

SCHOOL - 1950s v 2016Scenario :Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.2016 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark & charge them with assault.Both expelled even though Johnny started it.Both ch...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.""No more headaches?" The husband ...asks, "What happened?"His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repe...

Dick0 · Dick0

My apologies if these have been posted in the past. -- Edited by Dick0 on Saturday 2nd of August 2025 09:43:46 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The Wife wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak,But she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them.I suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream?"No, She said, some wild mushrooms are poisonous.""Well, I see squirrels eating them and th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An Australian, and Englishman and an American are on a cruise with their wives.Sitting at breakfast the first morning, the Englishman sets our to impress his neighbours with his affection for his wife.He says, "Would you please pass the honey, Honey?"With this the American chimes in, "Can you pass...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An Australian, and Englishman and an American are on a cruise with their wives.Sitting at breakfast the first morning, the Englishman sets our to impress his neighbours with his affection for his wife.He says, "Would you please pass the honey, Honey?"With this the American chimes in, "Can you pass...

Burt65 · Burt65

-- Edited by Burt65 on Saturday 2nd of August 2025 11:10:56 AM

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Magnarc · Magnarc

In the garden of Eden sat Adam, Gently stroking his madam, Great was his mirth, For he knew that on earth, There were only two balls, and he had 'em.

fwdoz · fwdoz

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Doing the rounds of his barns in a remote country area, a farmer came across a parachutist who had landed in a pile of hay."What happened?" asked the farmer, who knew tourists often visited the region for parachuting. "My chute failed to open," the parachutist replied."Ah well, if you'd asked the lo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hi...

Burt65 · Burt65

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Thunderbox - " The Good Old Days?"They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life,If you couldn't sprint the distance, then you really were in strife.They were nailed, they were wired, but were mostly falling down,There was one in every yard, in every house, in every town.They were gi...

Burt65 · Burt65

Burt65 · Burt65

Burt65 · Burt65

Never shopping on-line again Bought a bag of dog food, got delivered Now theyve sent me an email saying they want my feedback

Burt65 · Burt65

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	What is good about Australia by a Yank !! (Preview) What is good about Australia by a Yank !!This Bloke Sure Is Spot On with His readings.David Mason is a Writer, a Professor, and a Poet Laureate from Colorado, USAThere's a lot to admire about Australia, especially if you're a visiting American, says David Mason.More often than you might expect, Aust...	aussie_paul	4	553	11:26 AM Aug 6, 2025 by Ineedabiggerboat
	SCHOOL - 1950s v 2016.. (Preview) SCHOOL - 1950s v 2016Scenario :Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.2016 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark & charge them with assault.Both expelled even though Johnny started it.Both ch...	aussie_paul	0	376	10:11 PM Aug 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Headache.. (Preview) Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.""No more headaches?" The husband ...asks, "What happened?"His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repe...	aussie_paul	0	449	07:00 PM Aug 3, 2025 by aussie_paul
	More Just Joking (Preview) My apologies if these have been posted in the past. -- Edited by Dick0 on Saturday 2nd of August 2025 09:43:46 PM	Dick0	0	566	09:41 PM Aug 2, 2025 by Dick0
	THE MUSHROOMS (Preview) The Wife wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak,But she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them.I suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream?"No, She said, some wild mushrooms are poisonous.""Well, I see squirrels eating them and th...	aussie_paul	0	486	06:24 PM Aug 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Dining etiquette.. (Preview) An Australian, and Englishman and an American are on a cruise with their wives.Sitting at breakfast the first morning, the Englishman sets our to impress his neighbours with his affection for his wife.He says, "Would you please pass the honey, Honey?"With this the American chimes in, "Can you pass...	aussie_paul	0	412	06:23 PM Aug 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Dining etiquette.. (Preview) An Australian, and Englishman and an American are on a cruise with their wives.Sitting at breakfast the first morning, the Englishman sets our to impress his neighbours with his affection for his wife.He says, "Would you please pass the honey, Honey?"With this the American chimes in, "Can you pass...	aussie_paul	0	363	06:17 PM Aug 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	School Play (Preview) -- Edited by Burt65 on Saturday 2nd of August 2025 11:10:56 AM	Burt65	0	539	11:10 AM Aug 2, 2025 by Burt65
	Vegan (Preview)	Burt65	0	476	11:08 AM Aug 2, 2025 by Burt65
	Adam. (Preview) In the garden of Eden sat Adam, Gently stroking his madam, Great was his mirth, For he knew that on earth, There were only two balls, and he had 'em.	Magnarc	3	623	08:29 AM Aug 2, 2025 by Burt65
	Imaginary (Preview)	fwdoz	0	380	06:44 PM Aug 1, 2025 by fwdoz
	Parachute.. (Preview) Doing the rounds of his barns in a remote country area, a farmer came across a parachutist who had landed in a pile of hay."What happened?" asked the farmer, who knew tourists often visited the region for parachuting. "My chute failed to open," the parachutist replied."Ah well, if you'd asked the lo...	aussie_paul	1	476	09:22 AM Jul 31, 2025 by Possum3
	An elderly Italian man.. (Preview) An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hi...	aussie_paul	0	419	10:04 PM Jul 30, 2025 by aussie_paul
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	Airport (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	440	06:56 PM Jul 29, 2025 by Southern Cruizer
	Thunderbox - " The Good Old Days?" (Preview) Thunderbox - " The Good Old Days?"They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life,If you couldn't sprint the distance, then you really were in strife.They were nailed, they were wired, but were mostly falling down,There was one in every yard, in every house, in every town.They were gi...	aussie_paul	7	1283	01:24 PM Jul 29, 2025 by erad
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	Fifty Dollars (Preview)	Burt65	0	422	09:41 AM Jul 28, 2025 by Burt65
	Dog Food (Preview) Never shopping on-line again Bought a bag of dog food, got delivered Now theyve sent me an email saying they want my feedback	Burt65	0	399	09:20 AM Jul 28, 2025 by Burt65
	Psycotherapist (Preview)	Burt65	0	499	09:12 PM Jul 24, 2025 by Burt65
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