Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner for a shoe shine. He sits in an armchair, examines the Wall Street Journal in minute detail while the shoe shiner buffs his shoes to a mirror shine.One morning the shoe shiner asks the CEO: "What do you think about the situation in the...

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Athur, wanted desperately to be a hit man for the Mafia so he approached the boss and asked him for a job. The boss says "You have to prove that you are good enough. Go out and kill these two men with your bare hands. And just to make it a hit, here's a dollar." Arthur is pleased that he has a chance to join the M...

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Aussie Paul.

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Sorry to my "used to be blonde" wife!!! A Blonde Bombshell buys the new Automatic BMW X8 sport.She drives the car perfectly well during the day, butat night the car just won't move at all.She tries driving the car at night for a week butstill no luck. She then furiously calls theBMW dealers and they send...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Patrick was a youthful and hard working Irishman at a Coastal village in Ireland. Daily he would pole a heavy old punt out to sea then work a heavy iron grapple to bring up the sand oysters which he sold to the local ice works. He was a man of regular habits he always arrived home each day at a certain time. Sa...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

We had a novel experience at a recent meeting of our book club at the Men's Shed. One of our senior members, Ted Roberts who is himself an author lauded for his timeless work "Woodworking for Profit and Pleasure", came up with an interesting suggestion. He said his wife thought that we should read a boo...

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A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis to socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal.When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet wanted to outdo all the others. Janet decided to have mushroom-smot...

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An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:"Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman goes into Kmart and tells the shop assistant she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The shop assistant tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "GRAB MY BR...

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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a holiday. There, he meets an Australian farmer and gets talking.The Aussie immediately shows him his big wheat field."Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large," the Texan says.They then walk around the ranch a little and the Australian shows off h...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale ****tail lounge. He is in his early-eighties, very well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image. Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her m...

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Shoe shine boy. (Preview) Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner for a shoe shine. He sits in an armchair, examines the Wall Street Journal in minute detail while the shoe shiner buffs his shoes to a mirror shine.One morning the shoe shiner asks the CEO: "What do you think about the situation in the...	Possum3	0	503	02:09 PM Nov 14, 2021 by Possum3
	Mafia hit man (Preview) Athur, wanted desperately to be a hit man for the Mafia so he approached the boss and asked him for a job. The boss says "You have to prove that you are good enough. Go out and kill these two men with your bare hands. And just to make it a hit, here's a dollar." Arthur is pleased that he has a chance to join the M...	Buzz Lightbulb	0	630	01:07 PM Nov 14, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Dad did you know.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	826	04:32 PM Nov 13, 2021 by aussie_paul
	A Blonde Bombshell (Preview) Sorry to my "used to be blonde" wife!!! A Blonde Bombshell buys the new Automatic BMW X8 sport.She drives the car perfectly well during the day, butat night the car just won't move at all.She tries driving the car at night for a week butstill no luck. She then furiously calls theBMW dealers and they send...	aussie_paul	0	661	04:31 PM Nov 13, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Patrick & the punt (Preview) Patrick was a youthful and hard working Irishman at a Coastal village in Ireland. Daily he would pole a heavy old punt out to sea then work a heavy iron grapple to bring up the sand oysters which he sold to the local ice works. He was a man of regular habits he always arrived home each day at a certain time. Sa...	aussie_paul	0	605	04:28 PM Nov 13, 2021 by aussie_paul
	The Men's Shed Group.... (Preview) We had a novel experience at a recent meeting of our book club at the Men's Shed. One of our senior members, Ted Roberts who is himself an author lauded for his timeless work "Woodworking for Profit and Pleasure", came up with an interesting suggestion. He said his wife thought that we should read a boo...	aussie_paul	0	764	04:27 PM Nov 13, 2021 by aussie_paul
	The Baptist Dinner... (Preview) A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis to socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal.When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet wanted to outdo all the others. Janet decided to have mushroom-smot...	aussie_paul	0	583	04:24 PM Nov 13, 2021 by aussie_paul
	In the Confessional... (Preview) An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:"Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hi...	aussie_paul	0	559	04:21 PM Nov 13, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Bit of light humour... (Preview) A woman goes into Kmart and tells the shop assistant she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The shop assistant tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "GRAB MY BR...	aussie_paul	2	1249	11:52 AM Nov 13, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Women or Wine? (Preview)	anolphart	0	680	12:34 PM Nov 12, 2021 by anolphart
	Yeah sure, it's the dress! (Preview)	anolphart	0	546	12:32 PM Nov 12, 2021 by anolphart
	Tax (Preview)	anolphart	0	617	12:31 PM Nov 12, 2021 by anolphart
	Log Cabin (Preview)	anolphart	0	872	12:30 PM Nov 12, 2021 by anolphart
	The Bruce, and some others (Preview)	Rob Driver	0	623	09:55 AM Nov 12, 2021 by Rob Driver
	Is there an election looming (Preview)	Rob Driver	0	760	09:52 AM Nov 12, 2021 by Rob Driver
	Greta being super smart -again (Preview)	Craig1	14	1740	07:49 PM Nov 11, 2021 by peter67
	Computer problems. (Preview)	Possum3	0	672	03:51 PM Nov 11, 2021 by Possum3
	A Texan farmer.... (Preview) A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a holiday. There, he meets an Australian farmer and gets talking.The Aussie immediately shows him his big wheat field."Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large," the Texan says.They then walk around the ranch a little and the Australian shows off h...	aussie_paul	0	838	02:09 PM Nov 11, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Probably me shortly. (Preview) An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale ****tail lounge. He is in his early-eighties, very well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image. Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her m...	aussie_paul	0	480	01:56 PM Nov 11, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Better. (Preview)	Possum3	0	647	12:07 PM Nov 11, 2021 by Possum3
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