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Jesús is watching you
(Preview)
Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was...
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anolphart
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383
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Speeding fine.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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554
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Quickie.
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Possum3
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547
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Boneless chicken.
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Possum3
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0
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611
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Orgasm.
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Possum3
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665
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Assault.
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Possum3
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695
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The masked singer.
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Possum3
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449
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Paddy.
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Possum3
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0
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562
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Family gathering
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anolphart
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0
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547
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Speak softly
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anolphart
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0
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444
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Hooker
(Preview)
A bloke hires a hooker and brings her to his hotel. The hooker is in bed ready for action, and the bloke starts undressing. The hooker begins to laugh when he drops his boxers and asks, "Who do you think your're going to please with THAT little thing?" The bloke says, "Me!"
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anolphart
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730
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Research
(Preview)
Research shows that 80% of men dont know how to use condoms. These men are called dads.
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anolphart
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463
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The Flasher
(Preview)
Three old women were sitting on a park bench. A flasher ran up and whipped open his coat. Two of the old ladies had a stroke and the third couldn't reach.
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anolphart
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0
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553
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Pollen.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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508
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Kid'sdrawing.
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Possum3
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530
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Pants.
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Possum3
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0
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369
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Damn clucking right.
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Possum3
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0
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506
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Superman
(Preview)
After fighting some crime, Superman wanted to score some action. He flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was available. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs wide open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet; I could be in t...
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anolphart
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654
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Mujibar.
(Preview)
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.The Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .' Mujibar thought for a few minute...
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Possum3
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745
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Brown paper bag with wine
(Preview)
Greiner, O'Farrell, Berejiklian, that's the Liberal brown paper back with bottle of wine!
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Whenarewethere
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