I went to a bar last night; a place thats popular for mature age singles, i.e. 50+

There was one woman, mid 50ish, that kept looking over at me so I went over to her and introduced myself.

After an hour or so of chatting, she asked me if I wanted to go back to her place.

During the drove there she asked me whether I had ever had a mother daughter experience. I thought to myself, Wow! Youre finally going to realize one of your fantasies!

So, we got to her place, she unlocked and opened the front door, we both walked in and then she yelled out, Mum! Have you gone to bed yet?