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Warning, absolutely no fowl,manure or nudity. Shortest Joke Ever
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No way.
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A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple o...
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Anniversary.
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his e...
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1st time
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Golden Girls sex lives
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Golden Girls sex lives, when life was simpler
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Arc.
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Friendly gesture.
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There's an Air Force pilot driving from Melbourne to Geelong, and a Navy pilot driving from Gelong to Melbourne. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Air Force pilot manages to climb out of his car and s...
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We're ready.
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Batman - clips from old TV series
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-- Edited by dorian on Friday 15th of October 2021 02:20:26 PM
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Buggar!
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Roommate
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A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldnt help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watc...
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2 Prawns.
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Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.One called Justin and the other called Kristian.The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't hav...
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Cucumbers.
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24 Hours.
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A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill.The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.There's no known cure so just go home and en...
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Duct tape.
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Tom Tom.
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Shorties
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A fish swims into a wall...... damn. Well, well, well.... Three holes in the ground. What's the last thing to go through a blowfly's mind when it flys head first into a speeding car? His bum.
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Buzz Lightbulb
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Tools.
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Bed Bug
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Exercise?
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