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Another Jethro
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Tasmanians
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Just watched the news, they had a few interviews with Tasmanians about the test tomorrow......not one of them had two heads??? Collo.
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Funny BUT unfortunately probably close to the truth!!
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Funny BUT unfortunately probably close to the truth!! Read to the very end !!!The Squirrel and The GrasshopperPOPULAR VERSIONThe squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter.The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, a...
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Old Robert
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Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night togetherAfter the weddin...
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Two fall out of a rollercoaster
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Careful what you wear. (Warning a pair of boobs are visible
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Mens shed project
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Why Ethel changed motels.
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Ethel checked into a Motel on her 80TH Birthday, she was lonely, a little depressed at her advancing age, so decided to risk an adventure. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the pho...
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Beer or Sex..... or both
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Phil's Scrotum
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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck andhis scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating an...
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Native animals
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A man was in court charged with eating a wombat. The defendants lawyer suggested that his client plead guilty, that he didn't know it was illegal to eat wombats and that he wouldn't do it again. The client did so and got off on good behaviour and a small fine. As they were leaving court, happy with the res...
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Doctors visit
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Had to get another medical last week for my Cancer treatment During the appointment the doc said mate, you will have to stop masturbateing. I said why....? He said because I am trying to examine you. -- Edited by Des and Jane on Sunday 9th of January 2022 09:31:26 PM
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Dog rehome...
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Nerd jokes
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Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint. The phone rings and he jumps up shouting, "Oh sh1t, I forgot to feed the dog!" A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The tailor asks, "Euripides?" The professor replies, "Yes. Eumenides?"
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Lamp of love.
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Favourite TV show
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Military Mom.
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NOVAX.
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Chuckles
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The right occupation.
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Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Geoff the Bellboy.The first man married a nurse.Geoff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, "Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot."The second man married a teleph...
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Never wax your Hoo Ha.
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