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For my blonde friends.
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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'The blonde replies,'Early this morning I got a phone call saying thatmy mother had passed away.'The boss, feeling sorry for her, says,'Why don't you go home for theday? Take the day off to re...
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Never interrupt someone in prayer.
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Ouch
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He felt it........ https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdft9pFv/
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Dad to the rescue
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Won't make the Olympics...... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdPGDWPo/
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Funny Sunday
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Jaws of Life
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What was he thinking?? https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdftgWvP/
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Piggery Perfect
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Clearly innapropriate behaviour in Moscow
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Compare eagles
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Ha ha...
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414 km/hour- not gui;ty of dangerous driving though
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Early morning test drive, he is found not guilty of being a dangerous driver.
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Fails
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New ones........... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdDqFLLB/
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Sex after Death
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Kris, Kris, can you hear me?""Is...
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A sensitive waitress
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A friend and I went out to dinner at a restaurant the other night. We sat down and the waitress handed us menus. She said she'd come back in 5 minutes to take our orders. When the waitress returned, I said to her, "Can I ask you something about the menu please?" She slapped my face and said, "The men I pleas...
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I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year;
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Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of waterI want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.I fin...
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History of Banking- Joke Cyril
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Our hopeful future PM, Albo walked into a bank to cash a chequeWhen hes called over to the teller, he says, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?"The teller replied, "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"Albo said, "Truthfully, I didnt bring my ID with me as I d...
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Relax
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Something to think about today as you are sitting down. 1. The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 2. The creator of gymnastics died at the age of 57 3. The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 4. The best footballer in the world Maradona, died at the age of 60.James Fuller Fixx credi...
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Dog Speak
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Munitions..
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A blonde was playing golf
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A blonde was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell.The party waiting behind her was a group from Canberra that included Anthony Albenese.Anthony quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I'm Anthony Albenese and I hope you'll vo...
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