Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a holiday. There, he meets an Australian farmer and gets talking.The Aussie immediately shows him his big wheat field."Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large," the Texan says.They then walk around the ranch a little and the Australian shows off h...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale ****tail lounge. He is in his early-eighties, very well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image. Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her m...

Possum3 · Possum3

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A joke... A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket. He says to the Jew, "See how slick I am? The owner didn't see anything."The Jew says to the Arab, "That's dishonest of you. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."He goes to the owner of...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie binsand emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the binhasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having aquick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the frontdoor and knocks.Th...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man walks into a bar and sits waiting for the bartender to walk over.The bartender says,"What'll you have?"Asks the bartender.The man says,"Look mate I don't have much cash...""How about this - If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"The bartender considers it, and then say...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Three good beer Ads, a bit grainy I think the men have had a good laugh.

Possum3 · Possum3

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy street.Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at ...the crosswalk.The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.As she was...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Craig1 · Craig1

Craig1 · Craig1

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR SHUFFLED INTO TOWN LEADING A TIRED OLD MULE. THE OLD WOMAN HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE ONLY SALOON TO CLEAR HER PARCHED THROAT.SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OU...

anolphart · anolphart

Why do peanuts float in a regular coke and sink in a diet coke. Go ahead and try it. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?...

Possum3 · Possum3

Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.""No more headaches?" The husband asks, "What happened?"His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat '...

Possum3 · Possum3

QUOTES FROM BRITISH MILITARY ANNUAL PERSONNEL REPORTS1. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.2. I would not breed from this Officer.3. This man is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot4. This officer can be likened to a small puppy - he runs around excitedly, leaving lit...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	A Texan farmer.... (Preview) A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a holiday. There, he meets an Australian farmer and gets talking.The Aussie immediately shows him his big wheat field."Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large," the Texan says.They then walk around the ranch a little and the Australian shows off h...	aussie_paul	0	822	02:09 PM Nov 11, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Probably me shortly. (Preview) An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale ****tail lounge. He is in his early-eighties, very well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image. Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her m...	aussie_paul	0	462	01:56 PM Nov 11, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Better. (Preview)	Possum3	0	629	12:07 PM Nov 11, 2021 by Possum3
	One for the bloke on the bike… (Preview)	Rob Driver	0	484	12:07 PM Nov 11, 2021 by Rob Driver
	How slick? (Preview) A joke... A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket. He says to the Jew, "See how slick I am? The owner didn't see anything."The Jew says to the Arab, "That's dishonest of you. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."He goes to the owner of...	aussie_paul	1	1111	08:29 AM Nov 11, 2021 by Blues Man
	I know ?? (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	1026	08:53 PM Nov 10, 2021 by Aus-Kiwi
	The refuse collector... (Preview) A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie binsand emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the binhasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having aquick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the frontdoor and knocks.Th...	aussie_paul	0	847	03:22 PM Nov 10, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Rat & Frog. (Preview) A man walks into a bar and sits waiting for the bartender to walk over.The bartender says,"What'll you have?"Asks the bartender.The man says,"Look mate I don't have much cash...""How about this - If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"The bartender considers it, and then say...	Possum3	3	1153	03:15 PM Nov 10, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
	Boys will be boys ! (Preview) Three good beer Ads, a bit grainy I think the men have had a good laugh.	Bobdown	2	1132	10:05 AM Nov 10, 2021 by Roy E
	Yellow light. (Preview) A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy street.Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at ...the crosswalk.The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.As she was...	Possum3	0	633	09:44 PM Nov 9, 2021 by Possum3
	Car choice, not mandates! (Preview)	Whenarewethere	0	618	09:23 PM Nov 9, 2021 by Whenarewethere
	send a man boldly (Preview)	Craig1	0	717	08:20 PM Nov 9, 2021 by Craig1
	Passed Word Longest (Preview)	Craig1	0	596	08:18 PM Nov 9, 2021 by Craig1
	I JUST LOVE A STORY.......... (Preview) AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR SHUFFLED INTO TOWN LEADING A TIRED OLD MULE. THE OLD WOMAN HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE ONLY SALOON TO CLEAR HER PARCHED THROAT.SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OU...	aussie_paul	1	699	06:31 PM Nov 9, 2021 by peter67
	PONDERISMS (Preview) Why do peanuts float in a regular coke and sink in a diet coke. Go ahead and try it. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?...	anolphart	1	841	01:58 PM Nov 9, 2021 by Craig1
	Headache. (Preview) Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.""No more headaches?" The husband asks, "What happened?"His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat '...	Possum3	0	693	12:05 PM Nov 9, 2021 by Possum3
	Quotes. (Preview) QUOTES FROM BRITISH MILITARY ANNUAL PERSONNEL REPORTS1. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.2. I would not breed from this Officer.3. This man is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot4. This officer can be likened to a small puppy - he runs around excitedly, leaving lit...	Possum3	9	1614	06:39 PM Nov 7, 2021 by peter67
	Nomad Bee. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1161	10:36 PM Nov 6, 2021 by Possum3
	Are you? (Preview)	Possum3	0	964	10:29 PM Nov 6, 2021 by Possum3
	Cold water. (Preview)	Possum3	0	909	10:22 PM Nov 6, 2021 by Possum3
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