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The Tunnel


The Tunnel
Sitting together on a train travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a
Kiwi guy,  an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.


The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.


The Kiwi thinks:
The Aussie bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead
.

The Aussie thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that F
***ing Kiwi again.

 

Apologies to all the A K 's on here



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Cheers Craig

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