Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

First-year veterinary students were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualiti...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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Possum3 · Possum3

An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman.So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I ha...

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Bob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. While out for a stroll to discuss the wedding they pass a drugstore. Bob suggests they go in.Bob asks to speak to the pharmacist. He explains theyre about to get married, and asks, "Do you sell heart medication?""Of cour...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I asked my friend's little daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up.She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day.Both her parents, Labor supporters, were standing there,so I asked her,"If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"She replied, "I'd give food and h...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The keys."Several days ago as I left the Bunnings in Rocky, to walk out to my ute and was reaching into my pocket from my car keys... got that sick feeling when I didn't find them there. I desperately gave myself a personal pat down, other pockets, shirt pocket, not there. Turned around real fast and trot...

Relax-n · Relax-n

Possum3 · Possum3

Naked.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on abench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen....MAN: HelloWOMAN: Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?MAN: Yes.WOMAN: Im at the shops now and found this...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Occ, health and safety.........NOT

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

yobarr · yobarr

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	Veterinary Students. (Preview) First-year veterinary students were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualiti...	Possum3	0	619	09:31 AM Dec 24, 2021 by Possum3
	12 days of Christmas. (Preview)	Possum3	0	592	08:48 AM Dec 24, 2021 by Possum3
	Pete (Preview)	yobarr	1	1017	08:45 AM Dec 24, 2021 by peter67
	The only one. (Preview)	Possum3	0	716	08:39 AM Dec 24, 2021 by Possum3
	Skies above London (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	792	07:41 PM Dec 23, 2021 by Clarky 1
	Irish Craic Humour... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	693	12:21 PM Dec 23, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Counselor. (Preview)	Possum3	0	643	12:18 PM Dec 23, 2021 by Possum3
	Little Johnny. (Preview)	Possum3	0	660	12:08 PM Dec 23, 2021 by Possum3
	72 virgins. (Preview) An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman.So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I ha...	Possum3	0	731	12:07 PM Dec 23, 2021 by Possum3
	One for the EV crowd (Preview)	Rob Driver	1	761	11:53 AM Dec 23, 2021 by Craig1
	The Best Senior Joke Collection... (Preview) Bob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. While out for a stroll to discuss the wedding they pass a drugstore. Bob suggests they go in.Bob asks to speak to the pharmacist. He explains theyre about to get married, and asks, "Do you sell heart medication?""Of cour...	aussie_paul	1	1018	10:01 AM Dec 23, 2021 by Blues Man
	I asked my friend's little daughter... (Preview) I asked my friend's little daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up.She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day.Both her parents, Labor supporters, were standing there,so I asked her,"If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"She replied, "I'd give food and h...	aussie_paul	7	980	07:26 AM Dec 23, 2021 by Mike Harding
	How is it.... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	676	12:48 PM Dec 22, 2021 by aussie_paul
	The keys. (Preview) The keys."Several days ago as I left the Bunnings in Rocky, to walk out to my ute and was reaching into my pocket from my car keys... got that sick feeling when I didn't find them there. I desperately gave myself a personal pat down, other pockets, shirt pocket, not there. Turned around real fast and trot...	aussie_paul	0	611	12:40 PM Dec 22, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Pencil ??? (Preview)	Relax-n	1	666	07:26 AM Dec 22, 2021 by Blues Man
	Naked truth. (Preview) Naked.	Possum3	1	761	07:24 AM Dec 22, 2021 by Blues Man
	Hi Honey, it's me. (Preview) Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on abench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen....MAN: HelloWOMAN: Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?MAN: Yes.WOMAN: Im at the shops now and found this...	aussie_paul	2	744	07:23 AM Dec 22, 2021 by Blues Man
	Safety first (Preview) Occ, health and safety.........NOT	Bobdown	8	1591	01:53 PM Dec 21, 2021 by yobarr
	A stunning senior moment... (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	814	11:12 AM Dec 21, 2021 by grahos
	Asthma (Preview)	yobarr	0	826	06:56 PM Dec 20, 2021 by yobarr
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