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Golf
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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this, said the man, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look fo...
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Gundog
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One liners
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BRITISH HUMOUR IS DIFFERENTThese are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 ****er Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered Ger...
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Bobdown
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993
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Not ready to go
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Lucky hubby
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Went the celebration too early.
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This will make you smile.
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Got to love a happy dog....
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Bobdown
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Must be Crazy
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Rev head heaven, no joke really.........
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Bobdown
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Whoops
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Might need those flippers....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSR4hv84u/
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Bobdown
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Joke for an accident
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Wayne phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. Wayne: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator: 'What is your location sir..?' Wayne:- 'Outside number 28 O'Shaughnessy Street Kew Vic.' Operator: '...
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Craig1
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Space Experiment.
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rgren2
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Golfing Partners
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Craig1
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911
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Got caught in a Breatho
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Ivan 01
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The Fly Moral
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There once was a happy little fly buzzing around outside the shed, when she came upon a large pile of fresh cow manure. Since it had been hours since her last meal and she was feeling hunger pangs, she flew down to the irresistible delicacy and began to munch out.She ate ..... and ate ... and then .... she...
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Mouth to mouth
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Tony Bev
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849
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A Mental Test For Old Men
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Bobdown
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3
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920
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Stuttering
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Southern Cruizer
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A new Truck
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Ivan 01
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Fun facts
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Proof That The World Is Nuts! In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's geni...
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Nicknames
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1007
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Funnies
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Sons
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