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Over qualified
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Talk about over qualified! The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Queensland,seemed to be far too qualified for the job;given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her jobas a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said, I hav...
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A Cyclist- worthless
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Sanjay Thakrar, CEO at Euro Exim Bank Ltd, got economists thinking when he said: "A cyclist is a disaster for a country's economy. He does not buy a car and does not take a car loan. Does not buy car insurance. Does not buy fuel. Does not send his car for servicing and repairs. Does not use paid parking. D...
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WHY GOD MADE MUMS....
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Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the Sellotape is.2. Mostly to clean the house.3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.How did God make mothers?1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.2....
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That explains it.........
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Good old Biden, a bit muddled. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeg4av76/
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New Strain
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>>> Heres some new information that may be of interest to all of us. >>> >>> We are still battling Covid 19 and the next strain is already here. The NILE >>> Virus, type C. Virologists have identified a new Nile Virus - type C. It appears to target those who were bo...
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Ring
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Military Pension-Issues
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The letter read:Dear Lt. Colonel Maclaren,We write to confirm that you retired from the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards on 1st March 2001 at the rank of Lt Colonel, having been commissioned into the British Army at Edinburgh Castle as a 2nd Lieutenant on 1st February 1366.Accordingly your lump sum paym...
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men vs women
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A group of women from Brisbane, Australia were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"...
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Mood ring.
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Biology Titbits !!
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In case you slept through these classes as a child. Perhaps we should send these to every schoolboard in the country. They seem to not be able to identify the differences in boys and girls 5 Undeniable Facts of Life 1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he st...
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A Practicing Atheist
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Not Bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX2ESzzhy-I -- Edited by Craig1 on Saturday 29th of January 2022 04:11:13 PM
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Todays Funnies 1
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Veet for men.
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After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed o...
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Tattoo
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Oh! Sorry.
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Walmart
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Catfish.
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Ride prank
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Talk about squeal like a girl... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeqS9jsc/
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New Shoes
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The Akubra version is better, but anyway
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Another Irish Prank
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Watch it twice....funny https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeV5XLtY/
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