Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Alberta Health Servicesand the Government of Alberta Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by *******s who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and **** like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause more than three times as many accidents.
This message is sent by someone who worries about your well-being.