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Todays Funnies 2
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Love
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ROMANCE An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she s...
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Maybe not so funny
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Low Blows
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Brings a tear to the eye....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSR8BJj2u/?k=1
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Let it slide
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A bit of baby oil needed....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSR81f8XQ/?k=1
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Talking to your wife
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Best Photo Caption
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Last day on the job
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A bad day........look for the crane drivers legs...
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Lack of Sex
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Gopher Racing
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Gopher Racing Ethel was a bit of a demon in her gopher, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on two wheels and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually jo...
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Thoughts to POnder
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Why do professional athletes think I should care about what they think? If I wanted advice from someone who chases a ball, Id ask my dog. Grandma once said Sometimes you have to hug the people you dont like so you know how big to dig the hole in your backyard. Seeing how some people wear their masks I can no...
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Friday Fundays
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A Wifey Job
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My wife, Judy, had been asking me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Judy was out at her weekly tennis catch-up with her friends. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned. when she returned home, she came i...
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The Tunnel
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The Tunnel Sitting together on a train travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges fro...
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Classic
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Fantastic - I bet they wouldn't put that on now - the politically correct do gooders would have a fit!
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Guard Dog
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Looks like Arnie......... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSRdhSmJm/?k=1
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Chickpea anyone ?
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Q What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea ? A I've never had a lentil on my chest !
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Canning Stock Root
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Two Kiwi blokes were pulled aside at Perth Airport by the RSPCA investigators. When they were asked where they were off to..., they said to do the Canning Stock Root. Seems they thought it was an actual event !
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Bran, Flakes or Carrots
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The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last deca...
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Mexican Meal a new take on an oldie
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