There once was a chap from Cape Horn,
Who wished that he'd never been born,
He woudn't have been if his pappy had seen,
That the end of his franger was torn.
PS. I promise to be a good boy in future and refrain from submitting this kind of poetry on the forum.
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing, after they have tried everything else."
W.S. Churchill.
Cheers Craig