There once was a chap from Cape Horn,
Who wished that he'd never been born,
He woudn't have been if his pappy had seen,
That the end of his franger was torn.
PS. I promise to be a good boy in future and refrain from submitting this kind of poetry on the forum.
"A lie can travel halfway round the world while truth is putting on it's shoes".
Samuel Clemens.
Cheers Craig
