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Mother Bernadette
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As the senior nun and head of the girls school it was Mother Bernadette's task once a year to give a talk to the girls who were shortly to leave school for the world of work. As Mother Bernadette walked along the line of girls she touched each on the shoulder and asked "What do you wish to do when you leave her...
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Mike Harding
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Entitled
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anolphart
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990
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Irish weather forecast
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She does get a bit carried away.....
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Bobdown
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2
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1047
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Little Johnny and the teacher,again.
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A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression I presume. One little girl held up her hand and said: Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I presumed that the dishwasher was broken. Very good said the teacher. Another one said: This morning, my fa...
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Ivan 01
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Stoicism
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An American couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesnt speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word. The American couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovel...
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rgren2
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Noeline
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Aussie version of Jolene......not bad https://vm.tiktok.com/ZS8RUhusb/
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Bobdown
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1039
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Ping Pong
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Craig1
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1
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959
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Ideology madness
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anolphart
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1
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842
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Johny goes fishing
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Little Johny went down to the local jetty to catch a fish. He had is old coke bottle with several broken fishing lines tied together, a single rusty hook, an old wine bottle cork top for a float and a bit of mouldy old bread for bait. When he got there, there were several seasoned fishermen already there w...
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anolphart
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Pregnancy Q&A
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aussie_paul
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861
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The preacher,
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The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject.After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands.Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a respo...
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aussie_paul
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My wife...........
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My wife...........While riding my Harley, I swerved to to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? A...
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aussie_paul
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838
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Macho Man
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What was he thinking......
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Bobdown
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Hindsight
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Craig1
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991
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A man wakes up in a Brisbane hospital.....
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A man wakes up in a Brisbane hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the Bruce Highway. You're going to be ok; you'll walk again and your lungs will come good, but you...
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aussie_paul
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930
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Well, today I didn't do it.
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A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.Proceeding into the entry,...
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aussie_paul
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640
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Man vs Woman
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Bobdown
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983
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Fair enough....something for everybody
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Bobdown
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990
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On ya bike.
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rgren2
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Bob Down(e)
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https://www.bobdowne.com/ This has been promoted on our local radio, I thought our "snappy mate " may have been moonlighting over in the East ( God's Country), but no, just a pale imitator.
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Craig1
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