So, Dave headed to the pet shop and told the clerk, I need a tough dogsomething thatll scare off burglars.

The clerk smiled and said, Ive got just the thing for you, and brought out a tiny Chihuahua.

Dave frowned. That little thing? I need protection, not a lap dog!

The clerk leaned in and said, Oh no, this isnt just any Chihuahua this is an attack Chihuahua! 

Watch thisAttack Chihuahua, chair!

The little dog went crazy and shredded the chair into splinters in seconds! 

Daves eyes widened. Okay thats impressive but Im not convinced.

Try again, the clerk said. Attack Chihuahua, table!

BOOM, table destroyed. Pieces everywhere. 

Dave shook his head in disbelief. Alright, Ill take it!

He brought the dog home, and his wife, Karen, was not happy.

You bought a Chihuahua?! she snapped.

Dave grinned and said, Not just any Chihuahua, this is an attack Chihuahua!

Karen rolled her eyes and shot back,
Attack Chihuahua, my a**!