The man said to the dentist, Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.

I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic,

I don't have time for the gums to get numb.

I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!

We have a 10:00 am tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already...

I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!

The dentist thought to himself, Well, well, how about that, at last a golfer with real balls!!

So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, Open your mouth, honey, and show the dentist.