In cricket you get a Duck.
In football you get a Fowl. "Licence taken with the spelling"
In Golf you get a birdie and an Eagle.
What do you get in Bowls?
For those who don't get it, see this space tomorrow. For those who do, well done!
It is better to keep your mouth closed, and let people think you are fool than to open it, and remove all doubt.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens,
aka MarkTwain.
Goldfish.