The well to do British lady on safari & takes her little Daschund dog with her. Well , one day the wanders off & gets lost.
Sitting in the middle of the savannah contemplating his fate he notices a lion approaching . What to do , his mind raced.
The lion puzzled at what this strange looking animal was thought well surely it can't be too dangerous & might even be tasty so starts to race in to attack.
The little dish licker sees some bones close by so picks one up , has a chew & exclaims , well that lion sure was delicious!
The lion stopped shocked in his tracks & backed away .
As it happened , there was a monkey sitting up a tree watching the whole thing.
He yells to the lion to come over closer & informs him that he had been tricked . The lion not sure if the monkey is lying too turns to leave . The monkey said he'll jump on the lions back & ride over & prove the dog is harmless & if he's wrong can eat him instead. The lion agrees & the monkey jumps on his back & off they trot towards the dog . The Daschund sees the approaching pair & just as he was about to be attacked exclaims " I wonder where that monkey went? He said he was going to bring me another lion .... " . And that is the true story of the lion , the monkey & the dog