Were on a trip to Kentucky with Grandma and Grandpa. My cousin Randy and I, both 8 yrs old, get along really good and were easy for Grandma to handle. Grandpa stops at a small town diner for breakfast. Its not very busy. Grandma says we can sit in the booth behind them. We are feeling like big shots sitting by ourselves, talking about the trip and stuff. Pretty soon Randy says I heard you can snort Coke, do you wanna try it!? Yes, that sounds fun!! I reply. When the waitress comes, we order pancakes and Coke! She says sorry, we serve Pepsi. We tell her thats fine.

When our food arrives we put our straws in our drinks and start snorting on them. This is really hard to do! We keep sniffing and sniffing until finally we both get a snootful!! Oh the pain!! My nose burns, my eyes are watering!!! Were both sneezing everywhere! Grandma says to quit horsing around and eat our breakfast! I dont want my pancakes anymore, they got snot on them.

I guess if youre going to snort, it has to be Coke, not Pepsi