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TOPIC: Heart transplant..
aussie_paul
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05:41 PM Jan 1, 2025
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An old man needs a heart transplant and gets the call from his doctor one day that there are several options available for him.
We have three possible donors, the doctor explains.
One
is a young, healthy athlete.
The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and the third is an attorney who just died after practicing law for 30 years.
The old man thinks long and hard about his decision before giving his answer.
Ill take the lawyers heart, he finally says.
Curious, the doctor asks why he made that decision.
Because, the man replies. Its never been used.
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