Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,
'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99 Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:...... Over 3 hours to read Clinton :... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton :.... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton :...... Bill is a bull**** artist.
Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton :....... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton??:... Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery. Clinton :.... Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:.... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: ...... Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton :...... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
