Quasi was getting married and his fiancee said it would be nice for him to have a new suit so, off he went to the menswear shop and spoke to the manager.
"Have you got someone who can make me a nice suit?"
"If we have I'll fire him".
The following day he went to the Doctor to see if something could be done about his hump. The doc says,
"Take off your shirt a and vest and I'll have a look."
After a minute or two he said,
"Quasi have you ever wondered what happened to your school satchel?"
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