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Thor


The god Thor hadnt seen any action for some time and was desperate for a bit of fun. He changed into a human form and went to a swanky bar hoping to score. He saw Ita Buttrose sitting alone at the bar so he sat down beside her and ordered drinks for both of them. They hit it off straight away and before long she asked him if hed like to come back to her place for a coffee, to which he agreed.

They didnt waste any time when they got to her place before they jumped in the cot and made love. Thor was not satisfied with just one nooky though, he kept going and going and going for three days, and three nights. 

At the end of the marathon love making he felt that he should let her know that she had had the privilege of having been intimate with a god.

He looked her in the eye and said Im Thor!

She said Youre thore? Im tho thore I cant pith!



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Might be a good idea to change a name there if I was you

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Been around for almost as long as Her ABC ness, worth a re run.

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Cheers Craig



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I think if Ita reads this the site will be bankrupted


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Actually I didn't think it was funny but...

I understand it's legally accepted that public figures have little hope of a successful defamation case for being ridiculed. Otherwise the courts would never be free of politicians and ABC presenters.

 



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"I beseech you in the bowels of Christ think it possible you may be mistaken"

Oliver Cromwell, 3rd August 1650 - in a letter to the General Assembly of the Kirk of Scotland

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