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Gundog


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Remember when toilet graffiti was proflc.

 

Here I sit broken-hearted paid a penny and only farted

 

Some come here to $hit and stink others come here to sit and think

 

 

Often there would be a quip in very small letters, that you had to lean forward to read it '  you are now $hitting at 45 degrees '



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On the toilet roll dispenser in the university toilet ...

"Arts degrees ... please take one."

Nowadays it's government white papers.

I seem to recall that one student actually wrote an essay while sitting on the pan.



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Along the complete wall of the factory in Port Melbourne:
HEINZ BEANZ MEANZ FARTZ. smile



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My favourite.

"It's no good standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump 10 feet."

Was in a public toilet taking a leak when I noticed some writing high up on the wall. It said,

"If you can read this you are now pissing on your left leg"

Finally, "One would think with all this wit, that Shakespeare had been here to ****"



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$hitting at foreshore wharf loo in Stanley and see the results below your feet, bobbers I think Sydney fishermen call them at North Heads

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Truckstop toilet in W.A. Would the person with the 2 speed RSole please use low range as this toilet isn't  fitted with mudflaps. Cheers

P.S Night time roll-over on the Nullarbor, I think it was?

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Haha some good ol ones

A couple on the dunny wall in the trade area at GTV9 Bendigo st Richmond in the late 70's

"Just think, I s...t on something belonging to Kerry Packer !"

 

This one was good and I still remember it.

"When all the s..t house poets die, there'll be erected in the sky.

A monument to match their wit, a pyramid of solid Sh..!"

 



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https://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ready-shave-your-style.jpg

 



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At the Tech College I went to many years ago, the toilets were way down on the ground floor of multi storey building. Written on the wall of the toilets was

"This is not a bakery, so don't come down here for a loaf"

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yobarr wrote:

Truckstop toilet in W.A. Would the person with the 2 speed RSole please use low range as this toilet isn't  fitted with mudflaps. Cheers

P.S Night time roll-over on the Nullarbor, I think it was?

B521169C-EB01-4FB7-BE93-594D97AAC961.png

 

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-21/driver-survives-high-speed-nullabor-crash/10398240

 



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On a local sh....er wall................I.P.E.C (well known transport company)

I Pass Every C..t

cheers Bilbo



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bilbo wrote:

On a local sh....er wall................I.P.E.C (well known transport company)

I Pass Every C..t

cheers Bilbo

 Every cart?



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bilbo wrote:

On a local sh....er wall................I.P.E.C (well known transport company)

I Pass Every C..t

cheers Bilbo

 Every cart?

Well no....I was thinking something with a bit more grunt in it!!.......cheers Bilbo

 



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It used to be REPCO

Rip every poor (person) off.

It is funny now that the same company is quite often cheaper than the one who boasts to be cheap in their name,

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