> Duck Hunter
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> A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he
> decided to take a leak.....
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>  He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun.
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>  Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged...
>  Shooting him in the genitals (bloody Norah!).
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>  Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
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>  'Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news..
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>  The good news is that you are going to be OK..
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>  The damage was local to your groin.
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>  There was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all
> the pellets.' 'What's the bad news?' asked the hunter.
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>  'The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive pellet damage
> done to your penis, so I'm going to refer you to my sister.'
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>  'Well I guess that isn't too bad,' the hunter replied. 'Is your
> sister a plastic surgeon?'
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>  'Not exactly.' answered the doctor. 'She's a flute player in the
> Symphony Orchestra and she will teach you where to put your fingers so
> you don't pee in your eye.'
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