I went to a hypnotist's show last night.
It started out quite well.
The hypnotist got 5 men up on the stage and put them into a trance.
He told them to hop on one foot, and they did.
He then told them to act like monkeys, and they did.
But one of the men bumped the tall speaker tower. It toppled over and landed on the hypnotist's foot.
The hypnotist yelled out, "F**k me!"
What I saw next will haunt me forever!
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