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The Wrestler.


Davo went to the carnival,saw a sign outside the wrestling tent, "Anyone who can stay three rounds with Slugger Thompson gets $100" Being in need of some readies he decided to give it a go. Now Slugger was a man mountain who made The Beast from the Chaser look like a midget, but Davo thought he would still have a crack.

He spent the whole of round one running away from Slugger but in the second round Slugger caught up with him. They were both on the mat, arms and legs everywhere, Davo underneath with his shoulders pinned. The ref began the count  and everyone thought that Davo was a goner. The count got to six when Davo executed a mighty heave and Slugger cleared the top rope and fell outside the ring, out cold as the ref counted him out.

After the bout was over Davo was interviewed by the local paper and the reporter asked him how he managed that mighty feat.

Well, said Davo, "Its amazing the strength you get when you bite your own balls"



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