The Top Ten Remarks of Older Persons
1. I don't care what it looks like! It's comfortable.
2. Why do they print instructions so bloody small???
3. Where did I leave my glasses?
4. Have I taken my pills already?
5. Now, what did I come in here for?
6. Sorry. I've forgotten what I was going to say.
7. Hmmm. I wonder how I got this bruise.
8. In my day, you could . . . .
9. Who in the world is phoning me at 9:30 pm???
10. What day is it?
Ten out of ten for me.
Blues man.
Happy Camping
Graeme
I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.