As usual he sits down with his dummy on his knee and he starts going through the first part of his session which is heavily loaded with dumb blonde jokes.

Everything is going well and the audience are laughing and clapping as the routine progresses.

Unexpectedly a blonde woman in the 4th row gets up and stands on her chair and starts shouting,

" Listen you! - I've heard just about enough of your stupid blonde jokes Mister! "

"Just who do you think you are?"

"And what makes you think you can stereotype women that way?"

"What on earth does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth and abilities as a human being?"

"It's stupid mysonigistic men like you who keep smart intelligent women like me from being respected at work and in the community"

"This stereotyping often prevents many of from reaching our full potential as both people and professionals"

"Simply because you and your kind choose to continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general - and all in the name so called humour and entertainment!"

Somewhat shocked and more than a little embarrassed by this eloquent argument the ventriloquist starts to apologise to the woman.

But she's in no mood to listen to his apology and shouts out over his attempt to apologise to her.

"You just shut the hell up mate!"

"I'm talking to that mouthy little dick sitting on your lap!"