About a week ago I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night (as I often do) and I noticed a person who was wearing a mask with a knife in hand, sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden.
Suddenly my neighbor came from behind and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly. There was blood everywhere.
To my astonishment he then set to digging a grave and put the body in it and covered it. Then calmly walked back to his shed.
Disturbed by what I had just witnessed, I got back into bed. As I tossed and turned my wife said, "You're upset, what is it?"
